Kermunmus

What's so funny? Did I miss a joke?

Hmmm... @53miner53 has been looking acting different lately... I'm trying to figure it out, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

I like pie. It is very tasty. Apple Pie, Berry Pie, Lemon Pie, Rhubarb Pie... except Pumpkin Pie. Pumpkin Pie is evil.

Who said squares can't be bumpy? You have no proof that Kerbin is round

Kerbin is flat square, and I have proof Most pictures of Kerbin are photoshopped to look like a sphere, however they realeased one unphotoshopped photo, the only TRUE image. In Pale Blue Dot, Kerbin is only one pixel of the image, so they didn't bother to photoshop it. What they didn't know is I can zoom in on images, and when you zoom in on that single pixel, it is a SQUARE! (Look it up, for some reason they call Kerbin "Earth" if this is true like the rest of the image, is Kerbin really Earth? Dun dun dun) Also exactly 1 month after last post, revive time!

Overflatter, why is everyone in this post just saying hi to each other? Also you could use the @ icon to notify someone, it would autocorrect any name spellings that may accidentally happen! (I don't see any though)

Hey if you know how to fix it that would be helpful Banned for judging me based on my cut off signature

Nah he's too busy doing other things @RoverDude is here! (finding all online squad staff we need this)

Banned for distinguishing things

Nah man he's not here @nestor is here though (gotta distract the squad staff)

I'm a cat person. I get some cats to attack and fight wolves off. Did I mention tigers and lions are cats? My hill

Still too slow, come on man you can do it @TheEpicSquared!

The wolves come back, find tasty meal, eat you, then go to sleep, and I cover up the mine My hill

Granted, but it is a mechanical pencil and you have no lead I wish KSP would stop crashing on my other computer

The assembly line robot malfunctions and throws the cookie as far as it can ow. It landed on me. My cookie

is to recognize the importance of poop This outhouse...

The Super weapon from Star Wars The Force Awakens sucks all the energy from the solar flare

Contracts "Every once in a while astronauts just appear in space without a rocket, just a command pod, for no apparent reason, and we have to rescue them all the time!" "That recovery of the empty flea booster in orbit was worth the money!" "We would like you to move this satellite, no we do not care that it is out of fuel" "We would like you to build a massive base here, here, here, oh and here, hmmm maybe here too..." "We test our engines by putting them on the launchpad and pressing space. If it turns on it is safe." "Please go to this random spot on Kerbin Earth and gather temperature data. We are a space program after all." Other Stuff "Yes, we use SSTO's all the time!" "We now mine Mun Moon rock to make anything we want out of it!" "BTW we have a 2nd moon, don't any of you have telescopes!?" "One of our astronauts phased through the ground while walking to the rocket and decided to become a rocket himself. He is now 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999KM away from the sun and scientific readings suggest that everything orbits in shaking squares now.

@StupidAndy looks hard for people who haven't visited the forum thread for 5 years or more! @Laythe Squid is next

That's more than one word Bill stuck in some Science

I ram your shuttle at 2x orbital speed, and then you try and find the cookie in the tracking station, but it is listed as debris, and now there is too much "Shuttle Debris" and "SSTO Debris" to find it in the mess. Debris Cookie

Wolves eat previous owner of hill, then they go back to their den, full of bacon and scummy hill owner meat. My hill, you may no longer keep thinking it's your hill

Maybe award bonus points based on payload mass, like if someone had a payload made out of ore tanks they would get more points then a payload made out of structural parts. Just an idea

From my post for my turn to your post for your turn was about 8 hours, so @HamnavoePer could have signed between our turns, you could check the google doc history

Well I have 6 turns to wait If no one sends up a docking adapter to the polar station by then @Combatsmithen, I'll send one up for you. If that's done, however I'll move on to fixing the Minmus ISRU's docking port problem, since I want to use that in future missions. (I'll just use the Klaw, before you say it's evil, you can undock it and re dock it for all your variable docking port heights on your vessels)