HansonKerman

Banned for trying to farm rep.

5130 Turrets singing opera. You listen for a few minutes before remembering that this isn't "Listen To Turrets Sing", it's "Really Really Really Tall Building", and you walk up to the next floor.

14/15 Believable, doesn't have much practical quality, but took some time to figure out that you didn't just read the title. Rats can throw up.

110

Granted. During the trip back, a hull breach hull breaches and you die. I wish for a fish wish fish.

What's the KEA challenge?

Ehhhh... 7/10 for Virginia (the reason is personal) but I don't like "Murica". (Virginia, US of 'Murica)

6/10 Involves a solar eclipse but minus points for involving a spaceplane.

Okay... I wish I knew how to design spaceplanes well.

Granted. People kill you for ruining my wish. I wish @KerbolExplorer would see this.

Granted. You die of joy. I wish for a door.

This isn't that other thread. This is garble the post. A best lone hard born in bye bitty. Hold I'm hungry. But hark the lift Me! Moo is paid bit a but whiskey blue is not normal.

1.0.6: The 1.0 update that didn't exist (to my knowledge)

What the heck is that (sorry, I'm quite literally a little kid.) Well, I'm about halfway through Portal 2...

So boo

So the game is this: Post false facts that are misleading and you could be tricked by them. Rate misleadingness on a scale of 1-15. Example Player 1: Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mt. Everest, did so while chasing a bird who had taken his prized potato away. P2: 1/15 wut the heck The Schrödinger's Cat parodox outlines that a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents, simeltainously alive and dead. I'll go with the Schrödinger's cat one to start.

Granted. The mice die from having hardware wired into them. I wish for a Aperture Klamperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

Test chambers. For all your Klamperture Science testing needs.

boo

Banned for making a nonsense ban

Oh, I was wondering why the chef was so happy. Waiter robot! One of your friends from Aperture Science is here!

@The_Arcitect @Fraston Thx for humoring me, I appreciate it. Let's see how long we can get this going for: 5126: A room full of identical copies of the Space Core, with a broken crusher in it. You can tell what this room was for. You hurry up to the next floor before you can ensure if the crusher is actually broken.

thx for that Your statement is not a number. I cannot reply. Waitress! Someone put a reprogramming chip in my soup!