VictoryNeverFail

Uh.. I won't question your company's death toll or life insurance policies, but I am glad there is progress and that everything is "under control." -Victory Kerman Psst.. Need some help on getting rid of... "used kerbals" without the police finding out? Meet me in the alley way at 742 evergreen. Don't worry, some sacrifices need to be made in the name of science...

Dear God, this is the greatest thing I have seen all year, I laughed way too hard at this.. You have completed the contract. Just... round of applause for that... -Victory Kerman Seems a bit large.. eh.. we can just say we are launching the flat kerbiners into the sun after we prove them wrong. You have successfully completed the contract! Congrats! -Victory Kerman

Just Wondering...

Wow, we can just say its a probe from another private company, and not the documents that will bankrupt the company and turn our VAB into a really large cross fit building, thank you much for this design, everyone here thanks you. You have completed the contract! -Victory Kerman

Just Wondering...

Just wondering...

I love this so much

It will be even more beautiful when someone starts a game

Just take the picture to photo shop or ms paint or whatever you profer, draw a tic tac toe board on his head, and hope someone will play with you

He thinks you had a daycare center on that ship that... blew up.. in the sun, ok yea, what do you mean by "excess"

Just wondering...

No, just make an orbit that is set to impact the sun, it does not have to survive till impact. Well, it looks a bit more expensive than what we had in mind, but it will get the job done nicely, you have successfully completed the contract!

So.. we have some... *cough* illegal documents here at Victorian Rocketry that can get us in some serious trouble, and the only way we decided to get rid of it was by flying them into the sun... So we need some space craft ideas that can efficiently that can fly the documents into it. The rules here are simple: You can use mods, you can clip parts, no cheats, just fly an unmanned pod into the sun, with proof of course. That's it. You do that, you have done the contract. -Victory Kerman

I feel like only Gargamel can prove is someone posted NFSW on here

Oh ._. Who would post NSFW in the lounge, more or less, the forums in General

DM me on discord, I'm actually curious about the story

Your proof checks out, good job on completing the "Soapy Wash" Contract. We're putting the achievement records in our," Stupid ways to get to Minmus " File

Make Dres Useful

After one of our managers watched Apollo 13, and heard the line: "If they can make a washing machine fly, my Jimmy can land it." He decided to take that very literal and got a guy to pay us too actually launch a washing machine shaped rocket. Of course, we decided to fire our designers for being lazy, so the forums is our designing team now, and you're not getting payed. Anyway, Here are the rules: Stock parts only: Making history and breaking grounds parts are allowed No cheat menu Every rocket must have atleast have one kerbal aboard Have fun Here are the contracts: Simple Wash Contract: Make a washing machine escape the atmosphere Advanced Wash Contract: Get a washing machine into orbit and return the kerbal alive in it, it does not have to return looking like a washing machine, but it has to look like a washing machine when getting into orbit. Luxury Wash Contract: Land a washing machine shaped lander on the Mun and return the kerbal home safe Soapy Wash Contract: Land a washing machine shaped lander on Minmus and return the kerbal home safe Quick Dry Contract: Land a washing machine shaped lander on Duna and return the kerbal home safe Laundry Mat Contract: Get a washing machine into orbit under 20k funds The,"I have nothing else better to do" Contract: Impress me Good luck!

I will fix that. (Note: this story contains a really weird and kinda gross topic, you have been warned) When I went to a summer camp one year, there was this nice girl and everyone liked her, but she ran away now and then for no reason at certain moments, no seriously, she was in the middle of a game of ping pong and she ran away in the middle of it. A rumor started to get around that she wore diapers, but I thought it was false, because if she did, she would have gone in the nurse's cabin at least a few times, and no one ever saw her go in or out of it. The day before everyone leaves, a bunch of kids surrounded one of the girls cabin and apparently something bad was smelling in there, and wanted to know what it was. (Btw there were boys in the crowd too.) They find that the source of the smell is in a pink duffle bag, one of the counselors brings it out, and finds the girls name on the side of it. The counselor yells for the girl to come too her and dump her bag in front of everyone. (No one likes that counselor.) She dumped it out. And what came out shocked everyone. A rattle, a baby bottle, a pacifier, a small pack of diapers, and a used diaper. Everyone's jaw dropped. The counselor yelled at the already crying girl,"WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS?" The girl responds,"I like it.." A bunch of kids start laughing, most of them (including me) still has there jaw dropped, and for some weird reason, others doing baby talk to her. The girl left the camp a day earlier than everyone else, and I never saw her again It's kind of a shame, even though she likes that stuff, I would still be her friend, even though I'm not into that kinda stuff. She was a nice and sweet girl and I would stay friends with her no matter what. Well... if she asks me to do that kinda stuff... then our friendship would have a problem, but you know what I mean.

I don't know if I should make a confused look or judgemental look after seeing this post

I saw a chicken on a farm on a field trip and suddenly a plastic bag from kfc blew into his face. The bag probably came from the house next to the farm or from the road with a decent amount of liter, either way I was dying of laughter.

I couldn't use it, I can't snap my fingers with my left hand

Well pal, i got nothing else better to.