Stamp20

7/10 Am I safe?

Yes, it's in Alternis with SciFi Visual Enhancements.

The rocket truck I posted last time got some use.

Correct! Next will be @VoidCosmos

Granted, but they're full of bread. I wish the bread would teleport out of the cockpits.

I think you spelled @Stamp20 wrong. @HansonKerman is everywhere, so he'll obviously reply next.

My save is career with the Alternis Kerbol and OPM planet packs, as well as a lot of other mods. I've conquered the entire Jool system, with probes at Eve and Tylo, as well as some going to Sarnus.

Sent some new crew to my Minmus base. Also created a rocket truck to carry KIS parts.

Banned for starting a new page.

Granted, the world is now in total darkness. I wish for bread.

Banned because it isn't July yet.

My Minmus base thought it was a bird.

Granted, everything is deleted. I wish everything wasn't deleted.

Granted, but you get brainception instead due to a misspelling. I wish for dark themes on every website.

Part 21: Superkerbin Today's update starts with a mission to Pol. Frorim Kerman got stranded in orbit of Pol, so a rescue mission was created. There was also a contract to plant a flag on Pol. After the Pol rescue, ASC activity declined for several rotes, until the TPA SCANsats reached Tylo. Time seemed to move much quicker on Kerbin for a few rotes. Next time, the TPA rovers will arrive and look for good ore spots. At the next transfer window, a Tylo beacon will be launched too.

Granted, but he's too stupid to do anything. I wish for 5 K's.

Granted, but you get an image of 4 K's instead. I wish KSP would load faster.

0.5/10 Haven't seen you before clicking this thread.

I prefer the default font because I'm too lazy to change it. TUBM hates Comic Sans.

Probably not. Now @The Dressian Exploder will reply.

ESLD Jump Beacons

Part 20: Thinking with Portals Today's update starts with some M700 SCANsats. At the ASC, the staff were busy planning a Sarnus kolonization mission. RING RING RING! A contract appeared for a SENTINEL telescope to scan asteroids passing near Jool. It was pretty much free money, so the contract was accepted. While thinking of ways to get the station to Sarnus, the Extra-Kerbin Space Technology Research Agency's Superluminal Logicstics Division magically started existing and created warp beacons, which the ASC took interest in, and bought several. The new plan was to only launch the already-launched SCANsats and a warp beacon to Sarnus, and teleport the rest from Kerbin orbit. The only problem was the beacons ran on Karborundum, a very expensive and rare resource. While waiting for the Pol transfer window, a janitor got a brilliant idea of building a craft with a lot of RTGs at one of the bases and sending it to Kerbin to sell the RTGs to make millions. A senior scientist in RnD heard the idea and stole all the credit. Kerbal Alarm Clock is a life saver when you have a lot of maneuvers and craft. Now that that's done, we can start mining Karborundum. Next time, time will start moving much faster to get to the interesting stuff, like TPA shenanigans and Sarnus launches.

spoon That's it. That's the joke.

Floor -57: You go back up to make sure you didn't miss anything on that floor.