NINJA'D
But yeah, your wish is granted. You became a complete stranger upon knowing this power.
I wish for @AtomicTechto kerbal-ly celebrate (probably) hitting 1000 rep.
Granted, it was made by some nefarious Type II civilization and shattered Sedna without anyone noticing.
I wish for that nefarious Type II civilization's moon to just don't be hungry for energy
Granted, New Horizons is now a rebel spacecraft since Omuamua was actually an evil alien craft.
I wish to know who's Stephen on Swift's Hey Stephen song.
Granted, you were the last to know he was going through this. At least you knew, just not too early though.
I wish to go interstellar today (in KSP of course)
Granted, the pun was so good everyone liked it, you became the pun king. You can't make a bad pun, though, so you'll have to think of outstanding puns like it's your full-time job.
I wish someone knows my secret