kerbalcommander563

Here is 2000 Tons of the hottest curry. *huffs and puffs* Waiter! why is my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup?

banned for also thinking I'm a clone when I'm not. (maybe I'm the 563rd kerbalcommander? [you can also say kerbalcommanderDLXIII])

Granted. You live far away from humanity and in the extremely far future so there a very, very, very few stars(near the end of the universe time wise) I wish there to be a MMO version of KSP

banned for thinking I'm a clone

I thought you wanted silver soup? Waiter! There is graham's number pasta in my soup and it is making my soup into a black hole!

Granted. Aliens understand you but you don't speak their language. I wish for kerbals to land on planet Earth.

banned for banning someone with a play on word

Granted. When you first launch, and attempt to dock to the Endurance, you crash into it a pieces destroy a huge area around your house, along with a bunch of Earth. I wish to be able to teleport.

banned for banning in the french version of Spanglish.

banned for trying to put ban in another language

Granted. A new SLS with an SLS block 3 launches and explodes sending a piece directly to you. I wish for jump gates to exist in real life.

Look out! It's aiming for you!. Waiter! There are people in my soup!

Oh, you order metal pipe soup, and forgot. Waiter! There is a infinite mirrior in my soup.

banned for thinking of using ban hammer in ban thread.

Granted. You now only have stone age technology, and you only speak in grunts, and live in a cave. I wish for a inert spaceship.

Granted. It shoots you. I wish for it to be May 1st.

banned for thinking I was trying to hide reveavled dark secrets.

banned for thinking someone revealed dark secrets.

YESSSS!!!

Banned for saying:

Granted. It explodes infront of you and you explode too. I wish to be a genie.

Oh, sorry. We only have lobster soup. Waiter! There is a Kerbin in my soup!

Banned for banning previous page.

banned for anagram

Granted, but it becomes a full scale war, and enters the real world. I wish my computer would stay on.