Abel Military Services

Chicago Pile - build your first nuclear reactor.

Laythe vacation

Yes. You've ordered Plutonium soup. Waiter! I mean tomato soup, not water with tomato ketchup.

3 The giant worm destroyed Ohio

Moderator(used for slowing neutrons down in a reactor, not people who manage a forum. Typically Graphite or water, NOT real human such as @Deddly! Do not use them as neutron moderator)

He showed up, but he didn't comment, so it's me! @AtomicTech been a mario fan huh

Marvin from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

Hey you're back! Remember that "the greatest technical support call"? It was caused by Jeb who wants to mine Kerbacoin but his computer was busy. So he just mindlessly installed the mine program on the computer and go for a walk.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Jebediah gave to me 5 stars that are collapsing themselves, 4 mammoth engines, 3 modded installs of KSP, two kraken doves and a rocket made of pear trees.

5 jeb insults bob and bill so they give up jeb 1 jeb nuked Ohio.

You've gone so far… - land on eve and return…then got overcooked in the Kerbin atmosphere

Plutonium

3 KSC decided to leave jeb alone because he insults every kerbal in the room.

No. You can't ask me because I like cats. Is @RoverDude a rover?

1 jeb was stucked in a eve lander.

Because you ordered maple syrup and honey, and mixed them! Waiter! My soup is made of napalm! You are a war criminal!

No! It is very unstable and easy to explode. How to play KSPIE?

3 he carried the orion magazine to KSC

Joke

Astronaut food

Yes, and I'm not a German. Waiter! My soup is a melten salt reactor! And I'm running out of fuel!

1 Jeb stopped playing BDA and installed KSPIE

Because you hit it with Calcium. How to burn Plutonium?

Jeb ended up being overcooked.

yep Project Horizons- land an unmanned lander on mun and build a colony. Sending Tom Home - (needs Project Horizons) launch an unmanned rocket from the mun colony…and crash it on KSC. Dr Goddard - launch your first liquid fuel rocket. Wernher Von Braun - Crash a liquid fuel rocket on the island airfield