Abel Military Services

Nick meets a Pyro.

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Yes. It is VERY loud, especially when you split it with a neutron. Can I produce water by melting neptunium?

3 jeb installed Kerbalism

No. I prefer Thermonuclear burgers. How to cook Deuterium-Tritium cake?

No. Actually Australia is made of Australium, and Antarctica is made of rocks. Where did you get that Vernier?

Well "standard"means "dystopia"!

1 this sentence is not true.

Thou. Hey Jeb! Where did you get that gigantic Wernher statue? I want one for my planet!

I compress an atom to a dot that is infinitely small. It became the strongest black hole in the universe and destroys you. PUNY BEING!

DO NOT PLAY KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM! I REPEAT, DO NOT PLAY KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM!

3 but that's the ignition code. Without it jeb can't land.

[inserts disco music here] - let a kerbal live on Duna for a year. Sunday joyride - undock a craft from a space station…then dock it to another space station using only RCS thrusters.

1 when jeb was checking the code list of the new munar module, he found out that there's a code called "Burn baby burn"

Burn baby burn - Full throttle BURN BABY BURN - full throttle…and get crashed Uranium - fly 92 crafts Liquid mercury lakes - land on moho Take a deep breath - land on Laythe

Burn baby burn(reference of the Apollo 14 guidance computer)

3 that joke killed a kerbal

"it's just like sculpting a piece of jelly into useful shape using only rubber bands"- Unlock a fusion engine or a fusion reactor. Chernobyl - destroy a nuclear reactor. Scott Manley- land on every landable planet using only one rocket. Kerbal resource machine- having over 100 kerbonauts. BRIGHTER THAN A THOUSAND SUNS - Launch a craft with a nuclear pulse engine.

-93 Neptunium. Hey you just missed Uranium!

ThermonuclearTech

Banned for not posting on the "Wrong Thread" thread.

Waiter! Why my soup is made of liquid nitrogen? I'm freezing…

Shrodinger's missile Don't get scared by the name. It's just a normal missile with a random warhead. It could be a nuke, a conventional bomb, or some weapons for the enemy.

(yeah I play Odyssey too) You cannot control it because I burnt out your control computer.

4 Fortunately, he struted his car on the surface, and entered the command pod.