I'm still waiting for that steak. It will be dropped from a suborbital Rocket, been heated in the atmosphere, and hit your plate directly.
Waiter! Why's my soup made of heavy water?
RULES:
The weapon must be useable.
The weapon must be stupid.
HAVE FUN!
GLORY TO THE KRAKEN!
EXAMPLES:
(name of it)
(description)
Me first
Stellaris Kamikaze
For Kerbals brave enough to drive a 90 billion ton nuke into the heart of the enemy fleet.