Radion

<Radion Space Works, having already seen how the story ends, exits the black hole and warps away to Earth. Then, he contacts a half-circle of guys in black clothing, asking for assistance to defeat the giant space-spider>

Wife 1.0.exe has initiated fight.exe Wife 1.0.exe not responding Initiate apologize.msi to install forgive.exe?

tsk tsk. <Radion Space Works throws warp drive cores into black hole, flying away at warp speed, while also leaving jgjiscool to be stretched into spaghetti.>

Unfortunately, you have attempted to win. I will now fire a cannon-ball at you, thus destroying both the cannon ball and your anti-matter. In the process, the energy released will vaporize you. At this moment, nuclear weapons have become a viable option for anyone attempting to win.

Please do not worry, I have brought two gun-points for your use. Here is one: In addition, any further attempts at winning by any party other than my own will now be met at cannon-point.

I would like to inform you that I am winning, and any attempt to modify that status will be met at gun-point.

So... Hello. You see, at the moment I have to inform you that: a) You owe me 60,000 USD Your local police are on their way to arrest you and c) I am currently winning

No, but Squad could sure use the money.

Preparing to launch: Joker needs some space to build his super weapon.

I have my desktop on my main computer all nice and tidy, organized according to file type (with an HD wallpaper of course): Many of the programs I frequent are on here, and if not, they can be found in one of the folders. The most frequently opened folder? Misc Games

I have Windows 7 Home Premium on my work computer (school work, mind you) which is a Dell Inspiron 1520. Weak, yes, but I only need it for things like Office and such. Then, I have Windows Vista Home Premium on my main computer, an HP Pavilion Entertainment PC, which I use for gaming, 3D animation, and almost everything. I also have Windows 8 developer preview on another computer. Lastly, I have Mac OS X Snow Leopard on an IMac.

'A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.' -Doug Larson I agree with the following statement: 'Anything is good if its made of chocolate.' -Jo Brand

1) Allie 2) Mica 3) Sally

While testing an orbital laser in-air, I vaporized the crew cabin:

>STARTUP >Play obnoxious_start_sound.mp3? Y/N >N >CONFIRMED. Playing obnoxious_start_sound.mp3 >USER INPUT: Cancel obnoxious_start_sound.mp3 >CONFIRMED. Adding obnoxious_start_sound.mp3 to playlist >USER INPUT: Cancel add playlist 363 >CONFIRMED. Adding obnoxious_start_sound.mp3 to playlist 363 times >USER INPUT: Stop playing obnoxious_start_sound.mp3 >I\'m afraid I can\'t let you do that Dave.

I gave a flower to the girl I like. I probably should have asked her out on that day, but I am going to ask her to ice skating on Tuesday. Anyway, what did you eat? Military stockpile perhaps?

Here I am at my 5th Grade graduation ceremony. I was 11, now I am 13, but I haven\'t changed much over those 2 years. I\'m wearing an Armani (yes, Giorgio) about to receive a presidential recognition for academic excellence, along with the highest honor the school can bestow, and I am going to meet the namesake personally. I am also going to receive a packet containing other awards, including a Patriot\'s Pen award, several recognition certificates, and my final report card consisting of all A\'s. Its also the same suit I will use this April as a Master of Ceremonies for a Junior Achievement Conference. Sorry to brag, but that is how I am.

My day in bullets: *Woke up to the sound suburbia *Went to school; learned that the Mexicans have knack for making everything devil-related (i.e. Los Diablos, Los Diablos Tejanos (Translation: The Devil Texans, referring to the Texas Rangers), Diablo Canyon, etc.) *Found out the girl I liked may like me, will be asking out to ice skating on Tuesday *Went to Wal*Mart and bought some assorted snacks *Returned to my home and fired up Blender *Worked on school project (7th grade may not require it, but I like outdoing every other student) *Fired up KSP and subsequently caused the deaths of many, many Kerbalnauts

Getting into Kerbol (the official term, for future reference) orbit is quite easily accomplished. Returning and landing however, is not. I shall see what I can do.

I was fresh off of playing BARIS and was googling space simulators. I happened upon wikipedia\'s list of games and downloaded the one that caught my eye. The one I didn\'t already have. The rest of the story can be found exploding on my screen.

At the moment I am posting this on Windows 8. I was wondering if anyone in the KSP community had acquired the developer beta and what their opinions were on the new system. I personally enjoy the metro theme, and the integration into the windows 7 interface. I also enjoy the particularly fast boot times.

It repeats 'o.' My entry: dermatoglyphics

Using your refined skills in duct tape-mcgyvering, you patch up the hole, then a small micro-meteor makes a new hole. The micro-meteor then bores a hole through your left hand, leaving you to scream in horror.

While I am not very good at texturing, I would like to submit a name for anyone to use: Sapphire Storm

>STARTUP >Locating Human Kernel >Kernel found; start Brain.exe >Run graphics analysis >Run system diagnostics >WARNING: RightLegMotorFunction.exe not found >WARNING: Graphics card unoperational >WARNING: OVERHEATING >Run Scream.exe >Run Shout.exe >NOTICE: Graphics restored; Initiating retna.exe > >WARNING: Possible systems failure. ETA: 10 seconds >Run getup.exe >WARNING: Hand1.exe and Hand2.exe unoperational; Run struggle.exe? Y/N >Y >WARNING: Coolant Pump destroyed >WARNING: Hard Drive dump initaited >WARNING: Total System Failure >War- >SHUTDOWN