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Right, I'm saving that for when Apple inevitability release one.

You mean to say Peter Molyneux promised something he couldn't deliver? He'd never do such a thing!

Although you would be the first to be the first to get their on your first launch, given Mars Express was launched by the Russians.

Sorry, but you'd be second after ESA.

Spacexray, what's your opinion on phone/camera hybrids with dedicated optical zoom like the Galaxy Camera?

It works better on (next-gen) console because it was built for the unified memory system they both have. It could have performed very well on PC, had they put in the effort to recode the port properly, but they didn't.

It's an alright game, just not on PC. It's coded in such a way that it'll stutter no matter how much power you have.

For a monopropellant thruster, that's very good.

Your computer will not run watch dogs smoothly. No computer will run watch dogs smoothly. It's a horrible, horrible port that should be avoided.

That voids the warranty.

Mars Orbiter Mission officially, Mangalyaan unofficially.

In Mars orbit. Some engine underperformance, compensated with slightly longer burn.

They haven't released anything, so badly.

Burn started a few minutes ago.

As what seems to be one of the last remaining people with a limited-data plan (250mb/month), sod 'the cloud'.

All smartwatches are gimmicks, and they all have terrible UI's; apple hasn't changed any of this. It's ultimately paying a lot of money for something you'd need to charge every twelve hours and does nothing more than mean you can see notifications without pulling out your phone (just see them, not do anything about them, so you need to pull it out anyway), and in some cases fulfill the functions of a £40 fitness band in a substandard way.

There's also the issue that enough g-force to knock out a trained pilot with a flight suit is enough g-force to severely damage a plane.

What, you're gloating about them finally copying phablets and smartwatches now, years behind everyone else? What happened to the talk of innovation earlier? Does it not matter now it's something even a rabid fanboy can see apple is now completely incapable of?

Almost every british dialect drops 'h's. Ironically the exceptions are devon, cornwall and the north-east, all of which are predominantly rural.

Regardless of that, there is probably still a coloured flag on the moon. That's on the Luna 24 descent stage. As coloured enamel, it'll be a lot more resistant to UV than dyed fabric. There's also a flag on the side of Chang'e 3, but that'll have gone the way of the apollo flags soon enough.

All falcon launches are from cape Canaveral (Fl) or Vandenberg (CA), at least since they abandoned Kwajalein. Flights from Canaveral are much more common.

Jeff Bezos can afford the best lawyers money can buy. It apple can trademark rounded rectangles, he can patent landing on a barge.

You can't just drop rocket stages into the Atlantic without prior notice. There'd have to be NOTAM's at the very least.

Shouldn't this really involve speaking Malay, Somali, and/or Igbo?

If Microsoft listened to their customers, they wouldn't have made the mistakes with windows 8 or xbone in the first place. They listened to sales/pre-order figures.