Designer225

2130: The Allies began to push the Axis back. The following year (2131): All but Kapan surrendered, and the KS (Kerbal States) nuked Kiroshima and Nagasaki. (I decided to leave Nagasaki as it is since the name is Kerbal enough.) Only 5 days later did Kapan surrender, ending Kerbal War II.

If Venus and Mars were swapped orbit things would've been easier. But no. Now we have to do science on the planets with the slim possibility (little chance) of life...

Man, those who had their computer shut down due to overheating must have not kept the fan opening open. It seemed like a good idea though, but I doubt it would work. Besides my laptop isn't overheating most of the time (even when the CPU are at their full power).

2114: Tension grew in Kerbin: The duke of Aukstria is assassinated, leading to the so-called "The War to End All Wars" (which is actually Kerbal War II). Aukstria and Kermany and the Okkomans formed the Triple Alliance (Central Powers), while Brikain, France, and Krussia formed the Triple Entente (Allies). The war is underway. OOC: Didn't know there was already a World War I... (Or Kerbal War I, rather.)

You are just Scott Manley in the video. The real Scott Manley watches his video. Then he threw the camera onto next poster. HARD. (0.000001 second before impact that hard.)

Since Mikeman is in an alternate dimension, Mikeman is only born in the future. I found his grandfather and killed him. I then helped WJDubs to create an anti-Mikeman machine and had it set to "self-destruct if altered in any way while keeping original setting" and banned Mikemen's descendants and himself. (I wiped out all his ancestors.) WJDubs's hill plus machine.

I poured a pile of dirt over you and planted greens on the hill, then sailed to San Francisco. No one's hill. OOC: LOL look at this: http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/68222-Survive-That-Attack!/page8

I created the Mikeman.block device and sent Mikeman7918 out of the hill (and banned his ancestors/descendants and clones from the hill), then sent it outside of the observable universe where it exploded (but the effects are still there). With mikeman out of the hill (and his landownership book destroyed), I then sent a barrel (heavy barrel) toward the next poster. OOC: WTF? Since when did we get to "King of the Hill?"

Year 2085: 10 years later, the Joolian war is still ongoing, with Laythe rendered inhospitable and the fighting mostly in the atmosphere of Jool. Tylo is nuked, Bop and Pol collided into a larger Bop as a result of a nuclear missile launched by the Kerbal Mining Corp. About 125 million are killed, reducing the Kerbal population to about 986 million.

I appeared the next day in Sunnyvale, CA, alive. I sent the next user into Ames Research Center's wind tunnel to be hit by an opening parachute in 0.000000000000001 second.

Maybe, but apparently no one is willing to clean the hill... I found the Grand Mikeman device and disable it. Then I flew some 10000 km to Pompeii (yes I know it is now a ruin) and threw the device into Mt. Vesuvius, and then sailed to Rome (NOTE: That does NOT mean I'm an Italian.), just in time for the volcano to erupt. The next day, all Mikemen (mikeman7918 and his clones) were annihilated, provided that we the people (forum members, as the world life minus Mikeman and 25 others) are not his clones. OK. Later I discovered a uranium resource 2 km below the hill. No one's uranium deposit. DISCLAIMER: I'm only an explorer and as such am not responsible for radioactive/toxic spill.

You need a power plant (based on location, coal power plant) and a steel mill. Make sure your budget can match that, though. BTW, the reason I proposed the idea is because Sheepy (P&W Moderator and developer) is planning to have resource required for building and it seemed like most (me among them) supported the idea (although I somewhat feel a bit weary as the starters may not have enough resources to provide for themselves). Make sure you build a power plant at 200 infra, 2 farms at 250 infra, and a steel mill (if applicable) at 300 infra.

Little did you know, the hill also contain a ridiculously large deposit of iron. The magnetic field that forms disrupts the force field (for at least 1 hour per 6 hours). I entered the space center and assassinate the real you, and then blew up the space center (including the generator) and escaped just as it blew up. Once again, waste lay on the radioactive (and surprisingly magnetic) hill.

I survived with no damage! Yea! (Who's "you"? Please be more specific next time.) *Ahem* I place the next poster to be inside the erupting volcano, with no way of teleportation plus the fact that if drilled the volcano will erupt more violently earlier than intended.

So I've check the wiki, and it seemed like Europe is the good place for lead (Pb). and North America is a good place for uranium (U), what we should do support each other is to create uranium and lead mines (when we have enough money), build up uranium power plants (I know it's expensive and may cause nuclear meltdown, but it can power up to 2000 infrastructures (2 uranium, 1000 infra/uranium) and is somewhat clean (note the nuclear waste). So we can produce our own We currently don't need oil, but it would be great if a country would eventually be founded in Australia or South America. So yeah: Lead can only be produced in Europe, Australia, or South America. A country located in either of these continents should produce lead for munitions and start refining it into munitions for the alliance. We already have two nations in North America. Those of us located there will produce uranium to power nuclear power plants. Each nations should be using either coal (coal) or oil (oil) or nothing (wind), if not uranium (nuclear). Steel can only be produced without buying offers in North America and Europe (as both continents have both coal and iron). Steel will have to be produced in these continents for the alliance. Bauxites are only producible in Africa, Australia, and South America. They should be refined into aluminum before being traded. As for gasoline, only countries in Asia, Africa, and North America can produce it without constantly buying orders. Oil should be produced in bulk before being traded. So yeah, that's what I thought.

2044: The Battle of Laythe, took place on Laythe, started the Joolian War. [table=width: 500, class: grid] [tr] [td]Cause Belli[/td] [td]Competition between Kerbal Mining Corp and Kerbal Industrial Co.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Date[/td] [td]2044 - [/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Status[/td] [td]Ongoing[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Aggressor[/td][td]Defender[/td] [/tr] [tr][td]Kerbal Mining Corp[/td][td]Kerbal Industrial Co.[/td][/tr] [/table]

I drilled onto the bunker, then drilled the path out, and then returned to press the Self-Destruct button (If that button isn't there, don't tell the detail!), and then went into my spacecraft and escaped just as the asteroid exploded. As that asteroid explodes, it just missed the hill with the mine when it impacted. No one's mining hill. Nearby the crater.

You then stopped before you do anything because the cost is astronomical ($5 quadrillion - are you crazy?). Meanwhile, the next poster is stranded on a ship without fuel, without Hyperedit (many escaped apparently by using Hyperedit), and the ship is just 800000 miles above the Sun - get sungrazed!

Jeans. Air or water?

I repel it with Gamma ray shield. Nope, I hid behind a thick concrete wall and wait for the wave to subside. The gamma ray then rushes toward the next poster.

You die of poisoning from excess radioactive material. I built the mine but then took out the power generator as I left the hill. No one's mine. On a hill.

Actually, many of them eventually decayed into Lead (not radioactive but poisonous), niobium (not radioactive, and safe), praseodymium (not radioactive, and safe), bismuth (slightly radioactive), and thorium (thorium is nearly stable). So the hill is poisonous and radioactive. I released lots of bismuth and thorium (check isotopes of bismuth and thorium because a few billion years won't do it) and tantalum-180m (check isotopes of tantalum). So... mikeman7918's radioactive hill.

OK, the disease rate is low enough. Now you can build a coal power plant, a coal mine, 2 farms (unless you want to buy it, but I recommend you to build farms first), and a commercial building. When you reach 300 go for a barrack and recruit soldiers. Also expand your city as disease rate is still somewhat high.

I fill the mine with Technetium, Promethium, Radon, Radium, Thorium, Protactinium, Uranium, Plutonium, anything that are radioactive into the center of the hill. Mikeman7918's ore deposit in a mountain. WARNING: They are pretty radioactive, so handle with care.

Their ships blow up in Earth's atmosphere due to not knowing that they are flying in a REAL universe (NOT Hitchhiker universe) while attempting to take over the planet, killing the Vogons in the process. The debris rained toward the next poster..