CatastrophicFailure

But we have a bigger risk of no NASA astronauts on the station since we’re about to run out of Soyuz seats, and then the Russians will go thru it and like, hide all the American’s toothbrushes and replace their space coffee with decaf & stuff...

Crasher stages for the win. That’s I’ll I’m saying. Well... at least you didn’t install an accelerometer upside-down... then pound it in with a hammer...

And now, this: Poop.

Confirmation: Also:

Something something strange bedfellows...

Gee, that sounds familiar... I’ll see your “frying an egg on the sidewalk” and raise you a full steak dinner and fresh-baked cookies.

English is a silly language.

So... what ever happened to the mole? He was ok, right?

So. What’re they paying you? Given the logo, I’m guessing peanuts...

Nope, that’s the booster for Telkom 4, due to be test fired today for launch on the 7th.

It did already happen. The same booster that launched it will be launching again with SAOCOM later this month, and then RTLS-ing.

also: And there’s also this: It’s an older article, but it checks out. I was about to read it...

So... you’re now a professional video game breaker, @Just Jim. Well played, sir, well played.

Ya see? Ya see? “I'm not out to conquer the galaxy.... I swear...“ A likely story! And now we’ve just seen him move from Phase I to Phase II! Phase I: concoct much-loved zany fanfic to lull masses into false sense of security Phase II: get hired by the very same company, gaining access to SECRETS. Phase III: [ ] Take over galaxy and profit! Nah, this is awesome, and much congrats to @Just Jim (tho I think @SQUAD is getting the better end of the deal, here)! I, for one, welcome our future galactic overlord...

This, we do not speak of.

Wait a sec, back up... so, the original clips were at 10fps but ended up at 30? Was your game bogged down or is the software somehow extrapolating “missing” frames to smooth it out? Wait again, since when to Kerbals leave footprints?!

I’m still out of likes for the day so, obligatory: The cops arrested two crows, what was the charge?

The Birds: The Early Years

Looks more like a missile-propelled jet. have you checked out BD Armory? Ah! Thank you! I’ve been looking for a map tool like this forever!

Indeed it is. And not a moment too soon.

At least the land will be cheap...

Took me longer than I care to admit to realize the pic wasn’t rotated...

Speaking of which... Love how the mood lighting here really brings out the natural red in her eyes. Quite literally. But a wonderful bit of bait-&-switch here. Poor Samantha, pity she didn’t know the best course of action when meeting a strange Kraken is to punch it in the face to establish dominance. still better than being dragged off into the woods by shifty centaurs, tho. Maybe. Or mix it up: ”Please state the nature of the piloting emergency.” ”Oh God, oh God, we’re all gonna die?”

Hawaiian Ryan. ಠ_ಠ Weird Al would never stoop so low.