Deadpangod3

Banned because I can't even pronounce linguistically ( what does that mean?)

The cake is a lie, the cake is a pie, therefore, the pie is a lie

Banned for banning someone for a horrible pun (Sorry but I gotta be the village idiot for a moment, what's a pun?)

316: Get about 500 friends with horses, cannons, and muskets, and recreate the civil war 317: let wild horses (that havnt eaten in a week) loose in the food section 318: try to tame one of those horses in the cooking section 319: teach the horses to ride the bikes from the bike rack your on top of

If you manage to get a spaceplane to orbit from the surface of eve you let me know... I can't even get planes off the ground on Kerbin!

You did it again

I'll do what Danny would do INTO KERBOL!!!!!

Sorry guys I completely forgot about this thread, as for your question, I think I'll modify the rules to allow the lazor mod, since as far as I know there aren't any giant laser mods

Dam, whenever I see a kittin I just wanna say awwwww so bad.. IT'S SOOOO CUTE ERMAGAERRRD CUTNESSOVERLOADOHGOD!!!

When you get trapped in the VAB or SPH by KLF

The wobble kraken attacked my Minmus kethane space station once in .20 So I had just filled up a kethane miner and was aproaching the station in darkness, when I switched to the station to turn its lights on it start spinning for no reason, I turn sas on to try and stop the wobble and spinning but it gets faster and faster and faster and then KABOOM!!! It explodes at every single joint, sending debris flying everywhere, somehow Jeb in the miner is unharmed, and no kethane is lost cause that was to be my first load, so its back to another wobblingly painful launch to Minmus again with a huge space station, which ends up failing, by then I realized I wasn't gunna get another up there without cheats and hyper edited it up to Minmus, and guess what. THE KRAKEN ATTACKS IT AGAIN!!!!!!

You stole my line

As long as it looks like one big solid piece I guess it's ok, And maybe I should edit the rules so you can only hack gravity to hover above the VABs height, and you have to use stock engines to get higher?

I don't really use mainsails much, probably cause I dont usually send up giant payloads, and even when I do use them I can set up a good launch vehicle, but I usually go full throttle until the overheat bar almost reaches full and then I cut the engines, wait for them to cool down, and start burning full thrust again I only end up needing to cut the throttle twice usually.

Guys, don't let this thread get out of hand, or I'll ask a mod to lock it

O.O ok someone has got to pinch me, But before I explain, is it ok if I download ksp to a second computer to use for school purposes only, or will I get sued or something? If its ok then either I'm dreaming or school is going to be just a bit more fun this year

Whoops I missed that, I'll modify the rules,

I think that's mechjeb, but mechjeb looks diferent for me,

So if you've seen the movie Independence Day you know what I'm talking about, aliens come to invade earth in massive ships that destroy city's in seconds. The only mods allowed are any that provide an anti gravity part or one that makes a giant laser (lazor can be used) Rules: 1: the UFO must be able to move across the sky by itself, 2: it must float at least above the VABs height 3: it doesn't have to have a weapon of mass destruction (though you get bonus points for it 4: it must be big 5: it must be able to maintain a specific altitude for prolonged periods of time 6: you must post pics of your altitude indicator for height to be counted 7: hack gravity mods must be disabled once you reach the VABs height, if you want to go higher you must use stock engines Points: 500: UFO is able to float in the sky 500: UFO floats above the VAB 1000: UFO holds a giant laser (like in the movie) 10: each km above the ground inside the atmosphere it floats 300: it can reach space: 400: and return^ 1000: reach another planet (1000 per planet) I've been able to make medium sized UFO's so I know its possible with mods, but my decade old computer can't even handle part counts over 100 so I can't make very big ones. Score: 1: 2: 3: 4: 5: 6: 7: 8: 9: 10:

But I'm pretty sure you don't have to get up at 6:00 AM to get ready, then be tired as hell while teachers are screaming at you

http://impact.ese.ic.ac.uk/cgi-bin/impact.cgi?latitude=&longitude=&LocationSelect=3&CraterSelect=0&diam=50&diameterUnits=2&pdens=&pdens_select=8000&vel=50&velocityUnits=1θ=45&wdepth=&wdepthUnits=1&tdens=2500 O.O Keep ALL 50 km asteroids AWAY from Jeb, or he will remove Kerbins rotation... Edit: http://impact.ese.ic.ac.uk/cgi-bin/impact.cgi?latitude=&longitude=&LocationSelect=3&CraterSelect=0&diam=500&diameterUnits=2&pdens=&pdens_select=8000&vel=500&velocityUnits=1θ=45&wdepth=500&wdepthUnits=1&tdens=2500 o.o I melted almost half the earth... Edit2: http://impact.ese.ic.ac.uk/cgi-bin/impact.cgi?latitude=&longitude=&LocationSelect=3&CraterSelect=0&diam=1000&diameterUnits=2&pdens=&pdens_select=8000&vel=800&velocityUnits=1θ=45&wdepth=500&wdepthUnits=1&tdens=2500 whoops, I destroyed the earth, entirely...

atleast my birthday is on a saturday (next saturday ) so i wont have to spend it at school, last year my birthday was horrible D: (yes i asked my mom for a new computer, but she said no cause she "doesnt have enough money" but yet she can buy my LITTLE SISTER a new computer ) (and my sisters only 8 years old )

Don't anger the star inside Kerbol (discovered by dany2464) or it will launch the solar system into intergalactic space!

You don't wanna know what their having students do, it's enough to make Jeb run for interstellar space faster then the amount of time the kraken takes to blow up a space station.....

One time I deployed a telescope into orbit, then I see a grey circle appear, and come within 5 km which is by the time I start considering evasive maneuvers, then as it gets towards 2.5 km I realize ITS COMING STRAIGHT AT ME!!!!!! Naturally I did what anyone else would do, FULL POWAR!!!!! I barely missed it, it came within 75 or so meters o.o And guess what, That was one of only THREE pieces of debris in orbit! Maybe I shouldn't park all my permenant ships around 100 km orbit, cause that's where a lot of my debris ends up. Or put more powerful engines on them,