Found some bits of a former you then thought hey why not create a imperial steam powered robotic Military.*Commands them to take the west coast of the U.s ,and Asia (including Russia)* I managed to mass produce these Imperial troops.Not to mention the factories were on the west coast of the United states.
116.Go to the employee ,then get out a hammer ,and a ball filled with whip cream with red food coloring.Now smash the ball filled with whip cream ,and say oops wrong time period.
A boy comes with the creative mind to collect you scrap reboot you to become a marching war machine that self replicates ,but contain a different personality.