TheTsar52

MMMM.... VCR flavored ice cream. The object that is 12 feet right of you, 6 feet behind that and 4 feet above that is your new water bottle.

Oh sh- THAT'S AN ANT HILL! The object that is most commonly found in your home is the begging of a secret code.

Come on roof! Let's gooooo! The object behind you monitor from your point of view is the next president of the USA.

I don't know what that is' date=' I don't get out much, so we're just going to KIZZ that thing to death. [img']http://www.everythingkiss.com/Play/Play/ActionFigures_files/toys_sideshownew.jpg Lord have mercy upon my soul.

I am not to be messed with. What are you?

Your planet busting has made you friends with the Grox. As a result, the rest of the universe hates you.

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Figuring out what to build. It's like I know what I want to do, for example, land on the Mun, but once I get to the VAB, I have no clue how I want my spacecraft to work. See my signature. That mission started, what, 5 months ago? I still have no idea where even to begin building.

You hit a land mine with your hammer! Go back 2 spaces!

You spin me right round like a record, baby.

To all, I am their worst fear. A creature so terrifying my very name shakes the core of the Earth. They say my power is drawn from the tears of my victims. Some say their babies cry not because they are hungry, but because I am near. Others say that even God, the utmost being in the universe, has tried and failed to smite me. There are legends of that I have slain whole armies that have opposed me. Legends that say I and I alone have the power to end the world. Legends that I breath fire and the my eyes shine like the rising sun. They say my eyes may rise, but they do not bring a new day. Instead, they bring nothing but death and pain. Like a supernova, destroying everything for light years. I am so feared that I make the number one spot on every Top 10 Scary Things list. It is says on the 21st page of The Book of Death written by an 11th century Slavic monk "This creature knows no morals. Even with the Lord my God's help, I can not stand on my feet even thinking about it." Further on, it tells of a legend. " This beast, though formless, has formed itself in the worst images possible. Sometimes it appears a Mongols, sometimes as the plague, and sometimes sill as outworldy creatures." Many fear me, saying that I am the cause of all bad things. They say that when the moon turns red, it is my doing. They curse me, saying that I am the Evil of all Evils. That I am the parent to Hell itself. That my sole reason for existing it to cause pain. I am... STEVE! And you are?

If any external bombs are used, do they have to be FT400s?

Sup guys, I'm a dog. Playing video games.

Granted. You get a lot of muffins. With raisins. Nobody likes raisins. I wish for HDPE.

I will tell him when I see him. Waiter! I have soup but no bowl!

I'm on a train.

Sickle here, ready guy?

Des beans be my jellie. Wiat... bean jelly! That's it! I WILL RULE THE WORLD WITH BEAN JELLY!

Hungry? It's horrifying because it's bone cancer. Yeah. I found it browsing Imgur looking for a photo.

We're gonna need a bigger pool.

Almost got it...

Banned for having two colors in you signature.

Supernatural (The Sims 3 expansion)

EMMERICH. Hmm, A name. But for what?

Wait. Are you filming this?!