TheTsar52

Granted, but the initiation ceremony for becoming a man is being smothered in Napalm and being lit on fire. Because they can. I wish I could live in Germany.

Sir! The commies are testing nukes! I see a solution: Burn the test site! From above, the airstrike came,and it burned the word below. Napalm falling from the sky, and it leaves no man alive.

Time travel is deleted by Paradox!

Granted, but this is the USSR, so gun back stabs you! I wish I could breath

Burrito Rail Gun will shoot down your kerbal!

M3 UberLee has too many guns to cork up!

banned for caps

Just shoot him with this! TSAR CANNON!

Tough. Sometimes. Only. When. Fell. Like. It. Welcome to Boot Camp, you come here often?

Granted, but then the NSA shuts Reddit down, because the NSA I wish that air was toxic.

Banned for assuming I ment Russian Royalties! Also banned for not thinking it was the Tsar Bomba! The biggest nuclear weapon ever, with 52 MEGA TONS of boom! B-A-N-N-E-D!

It's a water pump

Banned for being the CTHULHU! I should really get back to that company.

Floor 808: You suddenly feel like eating German Bacon

Clouds look like cotton candy because rainbows know Schrodinger's Equation. What is the Tiger Sharks favorite food on September 21st?

I'm so tough, I walk to work a Ludicrous Speed... while riding a snail. Welcome to Taco Bell, how tough is your stomach?

Granted, but your only in the sea because your being used by a fisherman as fish bait. I wish I was wearing pants.

You're not typing those words with the bayonet of a bolt-action handgun! U IS A CHEATER!

Somehow, it reminds me of the Spore walking animation. Nice craft!

This seems interesting. I will be following it closely. I will also place my faith in the Southern Allied Territories, as they remind me of modern Germany. And for some reason, I think that Germany is such a cute country and love it to bits.

That looks great! One of the best stock replicas I've seen of a 262. My only critic is that the jets are too big, however, you can't get them smaller and still be stock. Very good.

Pardon me sir, I'm going to need to check your epicness licence. Yup, it checks out.

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Wow. Just Wow. How many Vodka bottles did you go through building that... thing?