GreeningGalaxy

I only have 64 pixels! How come everyone else has more?!

*sings* How do IIIIII Get through one night without you? If I had to live without yooou What kind of life would that b- *cut off by sudden unscheduled lithocapture* How do I change a lightbulb?

No way! Pressing this button will: -Give you a soda of your choosing But: -Drinking the soda will cause your skin to glow in the dark (phosphoresce) for the next week. It will not cause any adverse health effects other than those normally associated with drinking a liter of sugar water.

*smiles* *taps button* *universe undergoes Big Rip scenario* Pressing this button will: -Give you one billion dollars But: -It will be given to you in 50-cent pieces, which will materialize in the right-hand pocket of the last pair of pants you wore at a rate of twenty coins per second for the next 3.17 years.

A rusty crown which commands the respect of the multitudes.

I am wearing graphene-composite powered armor, and don't really care about such frivolities as swords. I steal the next poster's homework, which was due in 10 minutes.

I'm going to pass. That doesn't sound like much fun. Pressing this button will: -Give you a magical crystal pendant that will provide you with an invisible shield against every possible aggrievance that could conceivably befall you. But: -You cannot remove the chain from around your neck once it is clasped, and every time the shield stops something of a certain threshold of undesirability from happening to you, it shortens by one link. Cutting the chain will cause everything previously stopped by the shield to instantly strike you.

Floor 944: Floor 945 collapses down upon the former 944, removing the frivolous rantpost and becoming the new 944.

I once again decline to press the button, and suggest that this might not be the right place to complain about someone else's necro-posting. Pressing this button will: -Make you extremely attractive to the unaided eye(even more so than you already are). But: -Your skin will always appear bright blue when viewed by a camera.

Oh yeah, sure enough. Whoops. Let's say somewhere out in the Oort cloud then, just inside the solar termination shock. That's probably quiet enough anyway.

I'm going to stay out of this one. Pressing this button will: -allow you to modify the magnitude and direction of the gravitational force acting on your body at will. but: -there is no 'reset to default' option; you'll only be able to restore approximate normality by aiming the force vaguely towards the Earth and setting it to what feels about right. The scale in your mind will have no units, so you can't just decide to set it to 9.81 m/s^2 at -90 degrees from horizontal.

I'm not pressing that. I'm already a goddess anyway. Press this button: -You will be able to breathe clean air no matter where you are- underwater, underground, in a room full of carbon monoxide, etc. -The air you breathe will always smell like old cheese and will occasionally contain cold viruses. You will not be able to smell anything besides this.

Intergalactic space. Maybe there will be some peace and quiet out there.

I carefully wrest the gun out of your tentacled grasp with a combination of spatial modification and sucker-tranquilizers. Niiiice squiddy

"That is ratheralong way down izzenit"

Yeah, I watched you build it and paint "hype 08" on the side in magic marker. I was going to report you for HypeCopyright infringement, but then the hypeplosions proved to be stronger than your containment system and the whole thing exploded. Oh well, guess we'll just have to wait for the real Hype 08 to be built. Uhm, not saying that there's any rush in Hype 07's destruction or anything....

BIONICLES BIONICLES Bionicles bionicles

Now where did that frog go...

You clearly ordered the Eve atmosphere soup, sir. Now hurry up and eat it before those planes figure out how to fuel their turbojets to burn in an iodine environment! Waiter! There's a Halloween department store section in my soup!

Ha! Try dealing with hundreds of people a day all clamoring that Pluto should "still be a planet." That takes it right out of you.

My game design professor is a developer for World of Tanks. Maybe I should tell him. Anyway, triple-barreled shotgun, you say? Suppose all the barrels fired at once?

The thread was comprehensible, but then that Greening girl arrived.

I'm totally doing that VTOL engine thing someone mentioned. I wish I could do it with the B9 / SP+ ones I've got installed now, but they're not symmetrical enough to be flipped effectively.

Video description: While attempting to find new ways of torturing and abusing kerbals, a popular Youtuber discovers an exploitable glitch which temporarily prevents terrain from being drawn on Kerbin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdcZogbnoco