GreeningGalaxy

Open up a terminal and type ssh [username]@[ip address], then start guessing passwords. Why are electric stoves?

I tried to find a 'no memes allowed' sign, but I guess I forgot that only darkness lies beyond trying to Google anything with 'meme' in the search terms. Have this gif of your precious battlestation exploding.

I fire a magnetized needle from a high-powered rifle at the rocket. It pings off the rocket's magnetometer ,which tries to record the mysterious spike in magnetic flux. This causes the onboard computer to run untested code which contains heinous memory allocation errors, which results in a segfault. The error-reporting transmission program runs over an infinite loop where there wasn't supposed to be one, and the resulting power drain shuts down the reaction wheels and control surface actuators. The rocket spins out of control and misses me completely. Debug your code next time! I fire another magnetized needle at the next poster's computer.

The GreeningVerse no longer exists anyway, but you fail to destroy me due to my perpetual self-reification properties. I create a large terrestrial planet (of about 1.6 Earth radii) out in the 'middle' of the matterless non-space. The planet consists solely of high, mountainous islands surrounded by vast seas, so it contains no hills per se, but I claim in anyway. My ocean planet.

1.0x10^11 Only 9 digits. Consider yourself double-1-up'd.

...Tempting, but no. That will just cause the US to be even more of a pain to the other nations than it already is. Pressing this button will: -Allow you to alter the shape, color, and other properties of your body at will, with no adverse health effects. Doing so does not require incredible dexterity; you can just think "I want to be a tiger" and you will change into a shape indistinguishable from a normal tiger. Your brain size may change during these transformations, but you will always retain your normal human level of intelligence and awareness as well as all of your memories. But: -When you wake up every morning, your body will be human, but of a random ..., body type, ethnicity, and level of health. You will not be able to change it until you're fully awake. edit: oh my god, did the forum really take out the word meaning what reproduction-associated chromosomes you have? and before you think it, no, 'gender' is not a synonym nor an acceptable replacement

Floor 953: Another floor encased in solid glass, this time with a young woman in a blue dress inside who, mysteriously, is moving as though through water.

You're all banned, and the last page rendered null and void. 1

Granted. The human perception of time slows by a proportional amount, so we see no change other than a mysterious increase in gravitational acceleration and speed in general. Road accidents and the like are increased dramatically until speed limits are reduced accordingly. I wish for unlimited free groceries to appear in my room on demand.

1.000000011 *crowd uproar at bold move*

I.... manage to completely miss that happening. What? Was someone firing a laser in here? I didn't see anything. Oh no! Megatiger78 has been killed! Calamity! Who could possibly have done this?? Quick, someone fetch the hypetrain driver! While scampering around in consternation, I trip over a rope, which releases a very inexpertly-tied knot and lets go of the plank bearing Megatiger78's body. He is dumped into the moat and eaten by the moat sharks. I also remove alemagno12's giant red text license.

Err: Wish unspecified. Defaulting to standard normal wish of $1.00 USD. I wish all the essays I need to write for class could just be uploaded straight out of my brain without me needing to actually type them.

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You bet I do. Bluh bluh. I'm super wary of any multiplayer game that offers expansions for real money; usually all that means is that rich people (and 'hackers' aka people who know how to circumvent paying for IAPs) can always be more effective at the game than you. There comes a point where it stops being a game and starts being a p- </rant> The user below me is currently wearing glow-in-the-dark nail polish.

Oh dear, I am terribly sorry, sir. Those can get very big very fast, and it might take a while to pull out one that's become as long as this one. I'll go have the chef make you some more in the meantime. Waiter, my soup is in a superfluid state and is escaping the bowl! souperfluid ha ha ha ha

Overfloater

Your sword dissolves as it approaches the increased-lightspeed zone surrounding my body, its electrons suddenly jumping to higher Bohr radii. This completely messes up all the nice chemistry holding it together in the shape of a metal blade. I fling the area of this effect through you and towards the next poster.

Kerbal Space Jenga! 77. Make sure you have enough calendars in the capsule for the duration of the mission.

Floor 949: You notice something odd when you open the stairwell door - it takes a moment for you to see it, but then you suddenly realize that the entire floor, including furniture, carpeting, light fixtures (which are all turned on), and even a running fish aquarium, has been completely encased in solid flint glass.

A conference held at KSC allows citizens to vote on whether or not Ploouto should be called a planet. They vote yes. Ploouto remains a dwarf planet because no one bothered to ask the Kerbal Astronomical Union, the authority on these matters. KAU's dwarf planet.

I catch the free laptop and store it in my hoard of cast-off computers. Using my hoard of cast-off computers, I mount a massive DDoS attack on the next poster's brain, which largely takes the form of Really Funny .Gifs interspersed with links to TVtropes.

I press the big green button, completing the RGB color motif and restoring the universe to normality. I also press the big transparent Alpha button, which extends the color motif to RGBA and plays some nice spacey music while neutralizing any further effectiveness of the red and blue buttons. I also surreptitiously scooch the rack containing the CMYK buttons into the closet behind me with my foot and close the door. All of this was done most pointedly in the direction of General Rarity, thus ensuring compliance with the rule that all posts must be transitive.

Unquestionably evil, but I have yet to nail down exactly why.

68. Use screws instead of nails.