Fox Arcana

This topic doesn't get as much attention anymore, it's about time we let the mod pull the plug on this topic unless a lot of people say otherwise.

Granted, Kerbal Polar Expedition 2 is cancelled. More people now live without clean water. I wish i could solve my hunger issues

People would die from radioactive waste. What if all our posts contained this at the end?

Now to put this into space towards the asteroid...

Floor 878: A heated game of Kerbin Hold Em

There's no download!

Floor 10,000: You wonder what it would be if you weren't propelled the extra 9156 floors up by the aforementioned explosion.

Granted, your extra life is as a slave in the far past. I wish for 8 bit songs to happen in real life

Floor 838: The floor has tons of lego bricks on it. Deadly.

But will it blend?

Granted, the other spaceplane builders become jealous and hire an assassin to kill you. I wish for a giant blender.

Floor 833: Tons of islands.

Jegus Christ

come on this place hasn't been active in like ages

Floor 828: The virus has left you entirely.

Floor 822: The virus ages you into an old man in a diaper. You limp without a cane to the next floor.

Floor 820: You suddenly get invoked with a strange virus, anything could happen to you within 5 floors.

Floor 817: Joel messes around in the Sims 3 and makes this: You then decide to take the stairs to the next floor.

Granted, the next ice age is started abruptly. I wish for KSP 1.00

Granted, you wait a few weeks for it. I wish for more fanfiction ideas.

I defend against WinkAllkerb with a logic shield and then throw it at the next poster.

*cough*bokuspaceprogram*cough*

Granted, the astronauts die of Mars related disease shortly before return. I wish I could teleport bread.

heck no. *doesn't press* press the button for homestuck to update but the update is that hussie says he's gonna cancel homestuck forever

Granted, they are excluded from the planet altogether. Poor heavies tho. I wish for homestuck to update.