Fox Arcana

i don't like either. not pressin it Press the button for a chance for awesome anime hair. 65% chance your hair will fall out instead.

Granted; its your skin; it only protects you from microscopic threats I wish for drinking to be legal

Floor 628- A skaian gate saying: ENTER ME TO BEAT SBURB

granted, the wish gets corrupted by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted, by being corrupted, by being uncorrupted. I wish for a better beyblade launcher

I'll convert the zimbabwe dollars into USD anyway. Press the button for a chocolate chip cookie. 75% chance of it being a raisin cookie instead.

what's the use in the "5 senses" if you can't taste? You get to be one of the trolls from Homestuck. tAVROS nITRAM

I'd chainsaw off the thing that makes the beam, and cannon it all the way to China. You get vodka, mistaking it for water. but when you drink it, a sign flashes and says:

Ill just turn thew ood into charcoal Press the button for a trip to sodor land. but once you press it, you find out it was a typo, you're actually in sopor land (https://www.google.com/#q=define+sopor)

I press the button, then MLP:FiM and Annoying Orange (TV Show) get canceled. Heck yes. Your favorite skill is significantly improved. But you get a ton of annoying fans as a result.

Floor 581: Skaia (homestuck). (Aww yeah 501st page)

Granted, it's only chocolate wrapped in shiny yellow candy wrapper. I wish to be more creative

Hey Silver, is it a use if I press this button? No. You become the coolest guy in the world. But you get an obsession with puppets.

Granted, you only know how to hack your computer to get it to explode. I wish for hot pockets.

NOPE 50/50 chance of getting either Sonic Adventure DX or Sonic 06

I send in sufficient kerbality and humanity defenses to stop your army and I take over the hill. My hill.

Noone cares, IN SPAAAAACE!

I snipe you and then burn all the plants My burnt hill and fortress.

Too much of a contrast between good and bad. So yeah, not pressing it. If you press this button, you will meet Jebediah Kerman, but he and you are sent on a DANGEROUS mission to Laythe, then Jebediah falls out of the rocket and the lander breaks when you're descending. Then you'll be stranded, FOREVER.

Well I'd be screwed. But at least I eventually get reborn as one of them. Granted, it's so horribly buggy that the game crashes while the game is still loading I wish for MOAR PARTS

Granted, they crash their rockets everywhere I wish for Sonic characters IRL

Granted, you die a painless death Granted, you spill all of the glass's liquid onto the carpet I wish school was easier

Good one. Anyways: Granted, the girl of your dreams asks you if you own a bmw. You don't so she says "then we just won't work out". I wish to blow up. I mean like get big- *explodes*

Granted, you set up a spy network and the government tracks you down. I wish for more time on my hands

Granted, you forget most of the information I wish for some recognition

Granted, it falls into lava. I wish everything is more fun