Fox Arcana

Granted, the earth is much closer to the sun in result. Congratulations in extincting the only life known, smartass. I wish to STOP TIME!

press it. I'M FREE! FREE FALLING! *parachute breaks* OH S*** OH S*** OH S*** OH S-*dies from impact* *later in the afterlife* totally worth it. Press for the most adorable baby in existence, but he's evil and will eventually destroy the world.

granted, niko bellec steals it because it's yellow. i wish medic was dead

Press it, I'd go either way press the button for a 50/50 chance of achieving christ consciousness or dying

Granted, your house is on Venus. I wish for moar presents

Granted, no-one believes you. I wish that smissmas (Team Fortress 2) existed

granted, the whole tiny town chases after you. I wish for.... a sandvich

Granted, Verizon Wireless goes bankrupt; happy now? I wish for chocolate rain

Granted, GLaDOS was a potato, so technically that counts? I wish for the above user's signature to make sense

Granted. Now you can't hear anyone or anything for the rest of your life. I wish for the Kerbal Space Program development team was more efficient.

granted, he's dead. I wish for steak

*presses, and squad doesn't go out of business the next day* EXPLOIT ALL THE BUGS! Press the button for a teleporter, but it doesn't allow scouts, and you become one.

Floor 9001 (IT'S OVER 9000!): You skip a s***load of floors.

You can only make newsreaders talk at your direction when they're angrily yelling. a cure for artists block

you turn the sun into one. the ability to watch 3d stuff without 3d glasses

you cross a one-way portal to android hell. for valve to count to three

Simply paradox. be god.

- Generally space station parts - Cargo bays - Enhanced IVAs: like, more interactive and stuff - Better Aerodynamics - Bigger antennae - Better looks for planes and rockets

You get squashed by a large bit of the building. Flame-retardant sword that can control fire.

working ()

Nalorphine

onslaught ()

Umbreon (pokemon)

treadmill (yadda)

You can only construct stuff with sand. Mind Reading : Kinda Self-Explanatory.