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Xorth Tanovar

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  1. Done, however the tracks were recycled to rebuild it. You've got nowhere to go! I wish for a fish in a knish...
  2. Promptly overwritten by server hack. Waiter, my drink is empty and requires refill!
  3. Simple, cheese refuses to evaporate at that temperature. How does someone milk an almond?
  4. 1584: William of Orange is assassinated via a juicer. His successor, Clementine of Tangerine, promptly arises to the throne and becomes an aperitif...
  5. Launch failure causes you to abandon ship. The cookies fall into my awaiting hands... My cookies!
  6. ...lies empty and abandoned. This nuclear power facility...
  7. I downsize the service center, and as the cookie is Company property, it becomes mine. My cookie once again
  8. ...is now Danger Mouse's new hideout. This grass hut...
  9. The Thousand Sons legion arrives and forces your hill into compliance. The God-Emperor's hill.
  10. ...houses the only known solution to Fermat's last theorem. This old barn...
  11. Floor 1562: an open letter sits on the only table, it reads "Baz Bahadur was not here." You leave, climbing to the next floor in bewilderment...
  12. No you cannot, as slavery is illegal in the developed world. Can I get a cookie?
  13. I set the macbook on fire, and bake a new cookie. My cookie!
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