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Xorth Tanovar

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  1. Granted, but you can't turn it off....ever. The room fills with coffee, then your house, soon the town is flooded.... I wish for whirled peas.
  2. Pull the heatsink off your CPU, then fill PC housing with concrete. How does space work?
  3. Receive structurally-unsound Stonehenge. Insert random chunk of basalt
  4. That puny thing? An Imperator will knock that right out....
  5. But it's so fun to speculate on aliens! Regardless, maybe Larry Niven got it right.... could be the Ringworld or the Puppeter's Fleet of Worlds. Though in either case, bad news for us in future. Pak Protectors for the former, Seyfert galaxy explosion for the latter.
  6. Receive Grumpy Cat (also small and negative) Insert coughed-up hairball
  7. Dr Feelgoode was unavailable at the moment... Waiter! Why isn't my soup here yet?
  8. What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!
  9. Granted, but you also get mentally collapsed....so much so that your ears meet in the middle of your head. You're quite funny looking! I wish to NOT understand...
  10. receive ingot of lead inserts bullet mold
  11. Banned for arguing over a pair of ducks
  12. Sounds more like a bowl of Lucky Karms...
  13. She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.
  14. ...but they took you with them, and so suddenly you didn't have time to pick up the cookie. I grab it. My cookie
  15. Gets an old VW Beetle. inserts spare tire.
  16. Sandwich gets eaten by the toddler's dad, Homer Simpson. My hill
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