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  1. Not sure why but i wasnt expecting that. I was expecting tannerite lol 070010142023 new page 070810142023
  2. Im in path of anularity so if these clouds shove off i should get a good show. Key phrase: if these clouds shove off. 065610142023
  3. I am once again summoned. I summon @adsii1970! 021410142023
  4. As rough as this instability is, im glad to see its not just me. I wonder if theres maintenance going on somewhere thats causing it? Appreciate the replies 125510132023
  5. Every so often since like june or july ive been getting 502 bad gateway errors. Most recently just a few minutes ago as typing. Fwiw im on iphone xr current ios 16.6.1 using safari as browser. Is this something thats known? 115410132023 just happened again when i refreshed the forum games tab. 121410132023
  6. Canned anchovy bans you 105610132023
  7. The bucket nods its handle in agreement and continues: Jellicle cats come out tonight Jellicle cats come one come all The Jellicle Moon is shining bright Jellicles come to the Jellicle Ball Jellicle cats are black and white Jellicle cats are rather small Jellicle cats are merry and bright And pleasant to hear when we caterwaul Jellicle cats have cheerful faces Jellicle cats have bright black eyes We like to practice our airs and graces And wait for the Jellicle Moon to rise Jellicle cats develop slowly Jellicle cats are not too big Jellicle cats are roly poly We know how to dance a gavotte and a jig Until the Jellicle Moon appears We make our toilet and take our repose Jellicles wash behind their ears Jellicles dry between their toes Jellicle cats are black and white Jellicle cats are of moderate size Jellicles jump like a jumping jack Jellicle cats have moonlit eyes We're quiet enough in the morning hours We're quiet enough in the afternoon Reserving our Terpsichorean powers To dance by the light of the Jellicle Moon Jellicle cats are black and white Jellicle cats (as we said) are small If it happens to be a stormy night We will practice a caper or two in the hall If it happens the sun is shining bright You would say we have nothing to do at all We are resting and saving ourselves to be bright For the Jellicle Moon and Jellicle Ball Jellicle cats come out tonight Jellicle cats come one come all The Jellicle Moon is shining bright Jellicles come to the Jellicle Ball 093510132023
  8. The guard Purreel finds that the scream was because the screamers date spilled a glass of water on the screamer and startled them. Our bucket and friends continue: Old Deuteronomy's lived a long time She's a cat who has lived many lives in succession She was famous in Proverb and famous in rhyme A long while before Queen Victoria's accession Old Deuteronomy's lived many lives No, I am tempted to say ninety-nine And her numerous progeny prospers and thrives And the village is proud of her in her decline At the sight of that placid and bland physiognomy When she sits in the sun on the vicarage wall Oldest inhabitant croaks Well, of all things, can it be really? Yes, no, oh, hi, oh my eye My mind may be wandering, but I confess I believe it is Old Deuteronomy Well, of all things, can it be really? Yes, no, oh, hi, oh my eye My mind may be wandering, but I confess I believe it is Old Deuteronomy Well, of all things, can it be really? Yes, no, oh, hi, oh my eye My mind may be wandering, but I confess I believe it is Old Deuteronomy Well, of all things, can it be really? Yes, no, oh, hi, oh my eye My legs may be tottery, I must go slow And be careful of Old Deuteronomy 055210132023
  9. One of the Purreels slithers over and slimes the belcher. Then Monsieur Bucket and friends continue! (Chuckle) Shhhh! (Chuckle) Shhhh! Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer We're a notorious couple of cats As knockabout clowns, quick-change comedians Tight-rope walkers and acrobats We have an extensive reputation We make our home in Victoria Grove This is merely our center of operation For we are incurably given to rove If the area window is found ajar And the basement looks like a field of war If a tile or two comes loose on the roof Which presently fails to be waterproof If the drawers are pulled out from the bedroom chest And you can't find one of your winter vests Or after supper one of the girls Suddenly misses her Woolworth pearls The family will say, "It's that horrible cat! It was Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer!" And most of the time they leave it at that Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer have a very unusual gift of the gab We are highly efficient cat burglars as well And remarkably smart at a smash and grab We make our home in Victoria Grove We have no regular occupation We are plausible fellows who like to engage A friendly policeman in conversation When the family assembles for Sunday dinner Their minds made up that they won't get thinner On Argentine joint, potatoes and greens Then the cook will appear from behind the scenes And say in a voice that is broken with sorrow, "I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow! For the joint has gone from the oven like that!" The family will say, "It's that horrible cat! It was Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer!" And most of the time they leave it at that Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer have a wonderful way of working together And some of the time you would say it was luck And some of the time you would say it was weather We go through the house like a hurricane And no sober person could take his oath Was it Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer? Or could you have sworn that it mightn't be both? And when you hear a dining room smash Or up from the pantry there comes a loud crash Or down from the library there comes a loud ping From a vase that was commonly said to be Ming Then family will say: "Now which was which cat? It was Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer!" And there's nothing at all to be done about that! 045210132023
  10. To tell them its Friday the 13th and to watch out for Freddy Krueger 034310132023
  11. Autobahn from autobots! 034210132023
  12. I will say its the beauteous singing bucket! if witches like stitches and snitches get stitches do witches give stitches to the snitches? 034110132023
  13. The bucket and friends continue: I'm Bustopher Jones I'm not skin and bones In fact, I'm remarkably fat I don't haunt pubs I have eight or nine clubs For I'm the St. James Street Cat I'm the cat they all greet as I walk down the street In my coat of fastidious black No commonplace mousers have such well-cut trousers Or such an impeccable back In the whole of St. James's the smartest of names is The name of this Brummell of Cats And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to By Bustopher Jones in white spats My visits are occasional to the Senior Educational And it is against the rules For any one cat to belong both to that And the Joint Superior Schools For a similar reason, when game is in season I'm found, not at Fox's, but Blimp's I am frequently seen at the gay Stage and Screen Which is famous for winkles and shrimps In the season of venison, I give my ben'son To the Pothunter's succulent bones And just before noon's not a moment too soon To drop in for a drink at the Drones Thanks, Tugger When I'm seen in a hurry, there's probably curry At the Siamese, or at the Glutton If I look full of gloom, then I've lunched at the Tomb On cabbage, rice pudding, and mutton In the whole of St. James's the smartest of names is The name of this Brummell of Cats And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to By Bustopher Jones in white Bustopher Jones in white Bustopher Jones in white spats So, much in this way, passes Bustopher's day At one club Or another I'm found It can be no surprise that under our eyes He has grown unmistakably round I'm a twenty-five pounder, or I am a bounder And I'm putting on weight every day But I'm so well preserved because I've observed All my life a routine, and I'd say "I am still in my prime, I shall last out my time" That's the word from this stoutest of cats It must and it shall be spring in Pall Mall While Bustopher Jones wears white Bustopher Jones wears white Bustopher Jones wears white spats 033710132023
  14. Because you want the current time 232810122023
  15. The bucket returns to its broadway production: Remark the cat who hesitates toward you In the light of the door which opens on her like a grin You see the border of her coat is torn and stained with sand And you see the corner of her eye twist like a crooked pin She haunted many a low resort Near the grimy road of Tottenham Court She flitted about the No Man's Land From "The Rising Sun" to "The Friend at Hand" And the postman sighed as he scratched his head "You'd really had thought she ought to be dead" And who would ever suppose that That was Grizabella, the glamor cat Grizabella, the glamor cat, Grizabella, the glamor cat And who would ever suppose that That was Grizabella, the glamor cat 205910122023
  16. Because tims mom and dad bought the kit to make him from itim? why do kitties like skritchies? 1204101122023
  17. You didnt say new page. That gets you banned. 120310122023 new page
  18. I am summoned! I am arrived! I guess our next player shall be @Souptime 093210122023
  19. Eurofighter Typhoon most likely 010710122023
  20. Rap is as banned as you. 005710122023
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