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Poryy

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  1. I honestly don't know. I suppose with lazor mod you could target things on the surface. I don't know how accurate it'll be though. But then again.... old tech....
  2. I have some words. Federation Missile Artillery. I'm having some problems with them working without doing backflips when firing, also, the quad GAU'ed AA guns. Those are hilarious. I'll post a screenshot later.
  3. I SAY! I'd say go to Duna. Easy to launch from and metric butt-loads of ore and kethane. I like the design, BTW. Great work.
  4. That's how you should play this challenge. Casually! I'm actually just starting it, because I don't have much time on my hands either. I think a KMP server just for this would be awesome.
  5. I want to keep it a free-form challenge, with the scoring more like XBOX live achievements. Useless, but fun.
  6. Sounds good, oh, and I only gave a lot of points for creating a base on Gilly is because A: It is hard and B: It would be ironic to build an asteroid base when your planet got destroyed by an asteroid. I am aware of the realism problems, I plan on adding more high-value achievements. Remember, the current ones are only Temporary! Never even heard of it. Should I give it a read?
  7. You are correct. And yes, KAC is allowed.
  8. I am looking for a war server. Anybody?
  9. I have multiple ideas. Where does the Republik go from here?
  10. It would be incredibly annoying, and people could just say "lolno" and push the asteroid to the left, averting the collision. I also don't run asteroid mods, as I think that glorified parts aren't worth it.
  11. Would like some videos to be made of this challenge.
  12. Finally! Love the mod! Are you taking suggestions for the rest of serious's system?
  13. Chapter 4 Kerbin Republik Space Center: Commander Loman: So we send a squadron here, and the rescue cruiser... Gene: We have a radar contact, sir! Signature looks like a Federation Heavy fighter, sir, but the Center of mass is all wrong. Commander Loman: I don't... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT NOISE! Federation Pilot: Firing Rapid Kinetic Weapon. Commander Loman: FIRE AA WEAPONS! Gene: Hit confirmed, sir! Looks like we pasted him! Commander Loman: Order a squad down there. I want to find out what that thing was firing. Gene: I predict that a squad armed with these weapons could paste that Federation base. The sheer cycle rate... Commander Loman: Just get me one of those cannons. The next day Gene: We have reports of Federation tanks heading through the mountains. Commander Loman: Excellent. Send a fighter to destroy at least one of them. We need to secure those weapons!
  14. I can give you one of my Federation heavy fighters, but you will need sunbeam LAZOR.
  15. Chapter 3.5 A Federation Laboratory: Federation Scientist: That's funny... Federation Guard: What is it? Federation Scientist: I was looking in an Ancient Expansion mainframe computer and found one of their weapons. It seems to be the plans for an upgraded laser cannon, wait... no! It's a high powered KINETIC weapon? Kinetic weapons are primitive and explode half the time! Federation Guard: No... Look at that overheat compensator... Federation Scientist: My Kod... Inform the ministry of war at once! This weapon could end the war!
  16. Stock weapons? Pshh. My lazor guided missiles destroy everything within render range.
  17. Oh dear, I'm afraid we cannot share that information.
  18. Chapter 3 Joebald: Engine ignition. Sunbeams are check. Landing gear is check. Do I have permission to take off? Republik Command: Permission granted. Command: We have launch. Joebald. I have cleared the mountains. I will give you next status report when I reach the other continent. 1 hour later... Joebald: I have reached the other continent. I can see desert and mountains. Republik Command: Excellent. Go to heading 308 degrees, and the base should show up eventually. Joebald: I have reached the designated area. I see three buildings and four aircraft. I can confirm three heavy fighters and one interceptor. Republik Command: Stay out of 1.5 Km range. The interceptor's radar may pick you up. Joebald: Roger that. Doing return turn. Republik Command: WARNING! You have entered radar range! I see multiple heat signatures. Missiles confirmed! Joebald: Oh S***! Ejecting! Republik Command: Joebald? Joebald, can you read us? JOEBALD!
  19. Chapter Two Republik Command: Joebald, Joebald, you are cleared for return. Joebald: Roger that. I'll head over there as soon as I land. Commander Loman: Joebald, you have been chosen for a spy mission. Joebald: WHAT? But I haven't even finished training yet! Commander Loman: Joebald, we have seen natural skill in you. Consider your training over. This is where the real battles begin. Joebald: What is my mission? Commander Loman: We have located a Federation base in the Eastern Mountain range. Our orbitals located a Federation Command Rover. Your job is to fly a loop around that base and find out what they are doing. Joebald: When do I start? Commander Loman: Now.
  20. Chapter One Joebald Kerman sat in the front row of the lecture hall, surrounded by hundreds of eager Kerbin Republik pilots. "He was ready", he thought with a grimace. "The Federation would crumble beneath the corpses of all those who had already died, and those that would in the future." The Commander walked into the room, and the students fell silent. He was stooped and ancient, with a biotic leg and a walking stick. He wore an orange suit, and the cracked plasticine nametag read "Bill Kerman" The microphone turned on with a screech, causing all of the massed students to wince and grit their teeth. He opened his ancient mout, and with an astoundingly clear voice he immediately started his speech. "Hello." "There is only one reason I am here. Your training is at end, and soon you will get your wings. I am here to make sure you are ready to fight the Federation, and nothing more. I will not exaggerate our strengths. I will not lie about their weaknesses. I will tell the truth and only the truth about our foe." "The federation killed my friends. I am the only original commander left. Dispense with the rumors that Jeb and Bob are still out there. I saw them die. I saw them burned to ashes by a heavy fighter. They have better technology than us. They have better commanders. There a 2 billion of them, and all they want to do is crush us until there is no Republik." A student coyly raised his hand. "But sir, why do they want war with us? They were our allies during the Expansion, after all." Bill sighed. "The Eastern Federation of Kerbin declared war on us because we cut off their supplies of fuel and food." The population of the autitorium gasped. "This was because they were constantly threatening to shut down our space program if we weren't absorbed into them." "The Federation are our greatest enemies. We crushed the Kraken when it tried to destroy our space vehicles, and we unified Kerbin 200 years ago. This is the first conflict we have faced in 50 years, and I fear we have grown complacent. Dismissed." Joebald left the room quaking in fear. The Federation he had read about in school texts was a barely-functional group of rebels. Now he had to learn how to fight laser-cannon armed Federation vessels with Sparrow fighters, and how to destroy massive Command Rovers. He began to think this career wasn't for him after all. Kerbin Republik Command Gene: Sir, we have located a large Federation airfield near the Secondary Space Center. Satellite images show heavy fighters, interceptors, and a... command rover? Sir, I think that perhaps this could be a major Federation base! Commander Loman: Do we have any drones available to scope it out? Gene: No sir. But, we could send... Commander Loman: A manned flight? No, Gene. We don't need any more young men dead. Gene: I have a plan for scouting it out. Here's a map: Commander Loman: It looks workable, but we'll need one great pilot. Any recommendations? Gene: Yessir.
  21. Sorry man, but FTL travel and teleportation is on the What not to suggest list.
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