Starwhip

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/\Yes./\ What did I do? Probably doomed Kerbin to an E-Class sized fate of destruction. My tug didn't pack enough delta-V that time, and it wasn't even a threat. Now there's one on a direct impact path. I hope I can save them. "Fire the missiles!"

When you were about to post here... and forgot what you were going to say. Well, shoot. Maybe it will come back.

Where am I from? California, USA. Where do I live? ... ... ...well, that's another question

[in the middle of the night, your phone begins to ring. You answer] Please, you have to listen to me. I am not sure how I am doing this, but our time is short. You must warn the others. "What others?" You ask. The forum. Your friends. The world. Trust me. SQUAD has already taken me. It's not too late for you. You have to- oh, no. They're coming! "Who is?!" It's too late! Just tell the world, "Don't eat the caaaake....." [CALL ABRUPTLY ENDS]

Walking in on floor 92, I steer clear of the mutant rabbit and his free chocolate.

Here, I'll put it... well, then. Vexx already got it. It's his turn...

Well, that dual Eve-Duna transfer window opened up. (Eve window, then about a week later a Duna window) I sent identical probes to each and got 400 science in total. [desktop background, anyone?] Another window won't be open for a while, so... time to hit the Mun again! (I still have some unfinished business there )

Is this an illegal station IRL? You did say "In Earth Orbit" Besides that, I have a tutorial on everything you need, there's a link in my signature. Check it out.

The cloud traces a perfect outline of my body on a nearby wall, as such clouds of sharp things often do in movies and such. I proceed to throw shrapnel from the wall at the next poster.

*Things Happen* My hill.

It would be nice to have little drop-down tabs for the parts, rather than a large array of every single one. For example, all of the 2.5 meter tanks in 1 tab, within the fuel tank tab, where you would have the liquid fuel tanks, the rocket fuel tanks, the engines, etc. all organized via size and type.

I think a whole bunch of the paranoia comes from one of my Kerbollo missions. I was doing a routine Mun landing/return (back when there was no science) and I came in a little too fast on the orbital rendezvous. The lander took out the main engine on the command module. I thought, "Ah, that's no big deal. I'll just dock the lander and use that engine!" Guess what hit the main engine. The docking port. -snip- So I had a lander with no docking ports, no parachutes, and room only for 2, and a CSM with no engine but room for three. I got everyone into the CSM, but never took the time to send a rescue craft. So they were stuck there, forever. I know it's just a game, but still... I think there might be something wrong with me.

Banned for things.

Well, if the engine had been on it would have been better. For you. Now it's not, as I have a people-grinding engine at my disposal. I tap the next poster on the back, putting the engine behind them, turning it on so that as they turn around, it comes online.

And another thing. I seem to be playing excessively realistically, each mission being for one purpose and one purpose only, like a Mun flyby or landing. Yes, I know that. Perhaps that is what I will do. But I find that the most science comes from EVA, Crew Reports, and Surface Samples. But I don't want to!

I have, though. 2 rovers and a lander to Duna, a lander and a few probes, plus a rover to Eve, and 2 science probes to Jool. I'm a freak. Don't look at me.

I can't seem to send my Kerbals outside of Kerbin's SOI. It's not an engineering failure, I just get paranoid for some bizarre reason. Does anyone else have this problem? It's really limiting my science, because I don't want to transmit either. GAH!

For every action, a new alternative universe is created. In the one that you missed, I broke my bonds and threw you out a window. I then proceed to do the same to the next poster, as they were standing too close to me.

Am I the only one? Really? That's bizarre. I noticed it in the config a while ago, but I didn't realize what it meant.

Well, that would be nice. They could also add a better engine noise overall, with more crackling-fire-burny sounds.

Hmm... Well, let's see. Probably this: Alt-f5, while it is the "Quicksave As" button, is too close to Alt-f4, the "Eff-up your game and make you flip the table" button. So be Very Careful when using that combination.

Hey, everyone! What's going on? Where's the cake? It's weird. I feel... lighter. Like I forgot something. What would that be? Any ideas? Oh, well. Also, why were there so many free cakes in my room? It seemed... excessive. And they all said, "From SQUAD". Weird. Wait a moment... Oh, crud! I just remembered! The cake! Don't eat it! DON'T EA- *spontaneously dissolves in a flash of light*

This: \/.... [][][] ...../\ where the /\ is a (big) engine nozzle. Now make 2 of them. Stick 1 on either side of the asteroid. Throttle up. The thrust should act as a gigantic SAS wheel.

I might have thought I had put the darn thing on backwards, had it happened to me. Seems like you figured it out, though.