Starwhip

You have been banned for your obvious lack of computing power.

Umm... Nope OOOH, I finally get to do that! Yay!

This is true. If that is your avatar, I did indeed move my eyes over the spot before I began typing. The user below knows how to use Blender3D.

Granted. Instead, you start breaking rules. And you don't stop there. You start breaking everything in sight, and eventually, you break yourself and die. I wish... Wait, not this time. I wish I could type super fast.

Banned because I love white text.

I've been playing KSP for a long time, and I only ever saw a Mun arch in the Demo version. I decided to play it again to see my ridiculous rockets one last time, and as I was leaving the Mun (If I was going to it I would have landed nearby) I saw a Mun arch. From a 10k or more orbit. These things are incredibly hard to miss, apparently. Anyways, good luck on your Easter Egg Hunt!

So this is Spirion Station Mark Two, a refueling station for SSTO's and a general orbital repair hub/ship building site. Notice the large RCS Tug docked near the bottom. It allows me to do this: This is the same station converted into a "train" of parts, capable of a Mun transfer. Now, I don't exactly like the idea of a Mun station. So what do you think? Should I put it back into train form or leave it in Kerbin orbit? EDIT: Are there any benefits of a Mun orbital station that a Kerbin station does not have? I mean, it could refuel Mun vessels, yes, but what other purposes are there?

Granted. You are driven insane by the three-month wait, and kill yourself. I wish I hadn't wasted my previous wish like that... Damn, I did it again!

Ten of ten, the Kraken-with-a-hairdryer is soon going to be branded onto my retinas.

[Jokingly] You know you've played too much KSP when you wake up in the morning, start playing KSP, and get really involved in making a new spaceplane. Just a few hours later, or at least, what seemed like a few hours, you decide to check the mailbox. A five-foot high by three-feet wide pile of newspapers greets you, and the most recent one reads: January 29th, 2137. [in reality] You know you play to much KSP when you start looking at real-life spacecraft and parts of said spacecraft and think, "Oh, hey, that's an R-10 solid rocket motor!" (Like this one here)

Seeing as Ions have a TWR less than 1 on Kerbin, I deem an Eve takeoff impossible. Testing Strikethrough

The POWER of MANLEY compels me to give you a seven out of a possible ten points.

This is indeed allowed. However, seeing as I am the twelfth poster, I gain 12 points for a total of 12.

It turns out, I used enough Duct Tape to be buoyant. I float safely across the sea, and come ashore on a random hill in the middle of my voyage. My isolated hill.

No potato, one potato, no potato. That wasn't so hard, was it, now? I wish people would stop making stupid wishes... Wait, darn.

Banned because of the Ultimate Answer.

No, you're not getting rusty. I'm just getting better. (What, no face? Oh, wait.. better) Okey-dokey then, my go. I'll post one eventually, just hang in there. Meh. I don't really think it's very hard. But I'm getting there. Slammed into my home with a forceful blow, Into a place I had not wished to go, Governed by beings who heed not my pleas, They will do anything to satisfy their needs. Beaten and bent with no end in sight, And still my tormenters strike me, Deeper and deeper I sink, Until I fit like a lock and key. What am I?

Yeeeaaahhhhh... Except mine exploded once physics loaded, it didn't even get off the ground.

Because the people of today have mental barriers to keep them insulated from the hardships of the real worlds. Why do some people hate flying in airplanes?

Banned for 42.

Granted. Your lips fuse together so that you may no longer open your mouth to emit wishes. I wish for Asteroids to come to KSP.

I sneak up behind you with a large roll of Duct Tape, put a large amount all over your body, and rip it off just slow enough to be painful. I then wrap you in the rest of the tape and send you rolling off the hill toward the ocean. My hill.

Banned for plagiarism.

Um... I've seen you somewhere before. 7/10 Your assumption is incorrect, sir.

Granted. You are sent back in time to a few minutes before he died. The paradox consumes all of space and time. I wish I could warp space-time.