Starwhip

What is it that you people don't understand about keeping the hill clean? *dumps a few thousand liters of kerosene on the hill, lights it* [FOOOOOOSH] Cleanse it. Cleanse it with FIRE! EDIT: Awhoops, I forgot. Now it's my hill.

Um... I can't see one. So [404: NO SIGNATURE FOUND]

Hmm. I agree with Potato, it's probably a volcano, but I would guess... an asteroid? Nothing that good is left.

It IS annoying, isn't it? But 7/10...

Ready? I'm going to do it again. Banned in big pink Comic Sans.

Define "flight". If it means "crashing whilst generating lift and thrust", then True. The user below uses invisible text.

If you are reading this that means the above poster was banned because it looks like I don't get affected by TenChar. In fact, this looks like a blank post. But as you can clearly tell, it is not.

Ah, screw it. I can't figure out one, I forgot the other one... Anyone else is free to go.

10/10 Herro dere.

I find the magic reset button. *press* My hill with a tree and a flagpole.

Lets see. +1 for liftoff +1 for stage1 +1 for separation +1 for stage2 +1 for separation +1 for stage3 +1 for separation +1 for stage4 +1 for reentry and landing. Metinks 10/10

Banned for me putting invisible text in my message.

In 0.18, it was $22, and that's when I got it.

When parts clip, they sometimes invoke a bug which has come to be known as "The Kraken". It comes in many forms, from invisible forces to ruin-your-day glitches which wipe your space station from the skies. Now, somehow this "drive" clips landing legs into structural panels, generating Kraken power and creating torque. This torque is balanced, and thus does the only thing it can do: push the craft upwards.

Wow, 263 posts and I still have to give you a 0/10. Where the heck do you post?

Um... 6/10 for being a rocket. This is a spaceship. U.S.S. Stargazer (Or at least one of the Constellation Class ships...)

Granted. You get a computer which is designed for the sole purpose of printing "Potato" on the monitor. It does nothing else. I wish for infinite potato batteries.

Is that the one where you EVA and all hell breaks loose? No, I've never had that happen... But the gyro Kraken spun my entire Mun base to bits. The user below has had a Kraken encounter of some form.

Hyperedit? Screw that. I just look around until I find the teleporter (Which is totally black) and teleport away before the sundive. I use the Infinite Improbability Drive, turning the next poster into an ant.

Haven't seen you here before... 0/10

Dat's not de USS Stargazer! You should have that one as your avatar, it's cooler. 9/10. What class is that one? It's not Starship or Galaxy...

If people get so worked up over such a stupid game, why doesn't anyone so the same with KSP? I've never heard of anyone breaking their computer because their rocket didn't launch.

Alright, let's get cracking. I've got one, I'll post it in a bit.

10/10... the one with the hard-to-appreciate avatar, make it bigger.

WOAH, is it a mouse, too?