Starwhip

banned for misspelling "misspelling"

Perhaps it is the KSP equivalent for AU in real life. AU stands for Astronomical Units, 1 AU is the average distance between the Earth and the Sun. So you would be about 9000 times farther out than Kerbin. Congrats to you.

False No, the other acronym is Tethered Aerial Release Developed In Style. The user below me is a Whovian.

Krakens are devastating Earth now.

True. The user below me can list the acronym for TARDIS. Better if they can list BOTH.

Granted, but you can never let go I wish to have a better computer to play KSP on.

Floor 467: Very large piece of diamond.

Banned for banning a person who was banned before and has banned others who have been banned who in turn have banned you. (I'm confusing myself here )

Voxel (not quite sure what it is but it's the first word that came to mind) E

Banned for creating a paradox (how can you ban someone for saying "so" if you said "so", thus your post never existed and I just banned myself)

You won't go far in life.

A general rule of thumb for me is to match orbit, set up a rendevouz with desired ship/station, wait until within 10 seconds or so of minimal distance, kill velocity, and point toward the ship/station and fire engines. I then repeat until the thing is within 25 meters, and switch to RCS only. I use the H,N,I,J,K,L keys to translate on axes and Q,E,W,A,S,D to rotate. I also play bare-bones stock.

Banned because I said so.

Floor 465: Neurotoxin production room In case of implosion, look directly at implosion. Hey guys? What happens on when we get to Floor 666?

You know, usually one also posts a wish...

Banned for [redacted]

I don't think that KSP 0.20+ supports .DAE files anymore. All the parts are .mmu

Floor 462: Nuclear warhead testing site

True. The next user has more than 100 posts (At the time of this post)

Banned for Kraken (Let's see how long we can keep this up)

It's the little things that can really annoy you in this game. For example, guess what happens when you try send a Kerbal on a sub-orbital hop... and you forget to set the launch clamps to deploy after the engines fire.

Banned for big pink comic sans

If you plan on actually docking two objects in space, RCS is vital. Make sure you have quite a bit, because if you run out on an unmanned craft you can deem yourself screwed.

You're always clogging toilets

Floor 455: Rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows of cardboard boxes, as far as the eye can see.