Zuni

Shameless self promotion?

Mein gott, YES. With proper black hole effects, and you get to watch your ship get torn into little pieces.

Yes, this! This!

Is gas planet 2 still happening? Anyway: Lagash - A planet where one day lasts a year! Would make it necessary to bring RTGs. Based on Isaac Aasimov's planet of the same name. Mesklin - Just do it. This would be the coolest planet ever, period. Because HOLY SHUGGUM that would be awesome. Jobis - A planet which starts out near the orbit of Eeloo, but is doomed to eventually fall into the sun... You'd have to arrange a mission pretty soon.

Mun is nice. The solitude feels like a holiday from all the problems of Kerbalkind, such as washing up and bills. Ike, however, wants to eat you.

I consider an expert anybody who: Can dock within a good amount of time Can efficiently run several missions at the same time Knows the principles of D/V and TWR Understands orbital maneuvers Can build intermediate level crafts of all types I am by no means an "expert" by anybody's reckoning.

*ahem ahem* Humans! *ahem* We are pretty much ruining our own planet after all. How stupid can we get?

As well as those few atmo particles, theres the solar wind and conflicting SOIs... Remember, real life has infinite body physics. I don't know what kind of computer it takes to run that!

*drools* Nu... Tell... Aaaaaaah...

*claps* Very nice!

I agree, pictures would be good. Nice ships though!

Welcome! Hope you find fun in this game and never escape. To play this game without dying all the time, you need to join the Kerbal Space Cult and worship the Kraken so that it doesn't eat you! Occasionally you have to give it offerings of rocket-flesh and fuel-blood, but other than that the Kraken will leave your ships and sometimes even aid you in your quest. I would recommend start by building basic ships that get into orbit easily; bigger usually isn't better. You might think that more fuel is better, but it also adds weight and drag. Keep it simple, and keep Jeb alive. Good luck!

Looking good! Please continue your documentation.

That is allowed. I gain 5 points for writing in the colour of the day, plus an additional five for using a second colour. I also gain 2 points for posting a copy of the rulebook, and another two for bolding the point numbers (cleaning up even more). POINTS: 54 Note: anywhere where specific punishments or point awards are not mentioned, the user who invokes the rule may choose the number of points to add or remove. I. Points can only be self-awarded in multiples of 2. II. Correcting a rule violation grants a maximum of 1 point. III. Writing in the colour of the day grants you 5 points. IV. No player may have a total of 6 points at any time. V. Anything to do with the number 12 can only grant you 6 points. VI. If you use a second colour as well as the colour of the day, you get another 5 points. VII. All math used should be correct. VIII. You may not use the colour blue in conjunction with the colour red. IX. Minimal use of the daily colour is not allowed. X. You may not be too far ahead. XI. Each user must display their points score in the current colour of the day, or be penalised 7 points. XII. Rules based on blind luck or things completely outside a user's control are prohibited. XIII. Keeping the rulebook tidy grants 4 points. XIV. Posting a copy of the rulebook in your post within a spoiler grants 2 points.

Granted, but all your other planes don't. I wish that I was allowed to jump on the bed.

Granted. A bully snatches it just as you're about to munch. I wish for a swimming pool full of kittens- ALIVE and HEALTHY kittens, not kitten gore!

That is allowed. But, the user's current point score MUST be displayed in the colour of the day. I gain 5 points for using the colour of the day, 5 for using another colour, and 26 for being the 26th poster AND having a name starting with a Z (which is the 26th letter of the alphabet). POINTS: 66 I have compiled a list of the rules so far, for your convenience. You choose the punishment, if you notice! I. Points can only be self-awarded in multiples of two. II. Correcting a rule violation grants a maximum of 1 point. III. Writing in the colour of the day grants you 5 points. IV. No player may have a total of six points at any time. V. Anything to do with the number 12 can only grant you 6 points. VI. If you use a second colour as well as the colour of the day, you get another 5 points. VII. All math used should be correct. VIII. You may not use the colour blue in conjunction with the colour red. IX. Minimal use of the daily colour is not allowed. X. You may not be too far ahead. XI. Each user must display their points score, or be penalised 7 points. XII. The user's point score must be displayed in the colour of the day.

That is allowed, but you are fined 10 points for being too far ahead. I gain 10 points for the daily colour + another, and an additional 2 for naming the daily colour. POINTS: 30

Granted. Your computer's monitor support is no longer creepy, and is instead covered in pictures of Hello Kitty plushies. I wish for banana milk.

That is allowed, but you are penalised 3 points for using the colour blue in conjunction with red, which is illegal. The new daily colour is pink. I gain 5 points for using the daily colour, and another 5 for using black in conjunction. Total: 22 This is a fun game.

Granted, but it's 7,000,000 light years away in another galaxy. I wish for my heart's desire.

That is not allowed for you did not allow or disallow the above statement by vexx32. I gain twelve points: five for red, five for another colour, and one for maths. POINTS: 24

Granted. There are now no balls (JUGGLING balls, mind you) in the world. I wish that my rockets were better than yours.

Granted. You no longer have an Otter Pop. WTF is an Otter Pop? I wish that I had a sword, a real, sharp, metal one. And that I don't accidentally hit myself with it.

That is not allowed. Preventing instant win is something that any good citizen should do, and affords no extra point. Your total is legally 19 points. I gain 7 points: 5 for using the daily colour, 2 points for having two posts so far. POINTS: 14