Souper

Fine. I am knocked out. But since i'm right behind you, you're in the way, and therefore are not harmed because you are a kraken. The next poster falls victim to my hi-tech totally non-magic laz0r gun, which activated when i fell on my back.

8MMW is a definite candidate. Now let's see if someone can get FROM the mun! (Rule change. If you get back from the mun, you get 10 not counted from your part count.)

NOPE.wmv.... LOL.

Description Take on the role of early KSP'ers....and land on the Mun in version 0.12! (the first released version of KSP that has a moon) Download: http://manitcor.com/ksp/demos/ Scoring system: Least amount of parts : The lower amount of those outdated parts, the more you'll have a chance of me selecting you as the winner. If you get back from the mun, 10 will not be counted from your part count! Final comment: This challenge IS possible. I didn't do it myself, but i came VERY close to it.

I have no heart. I take out my magic sword and slash the next poster's head off.

Year 5000: After 397 years of kerbal/kraken kombat, Kerbals finally win (kerbals = older than the kraken), via SQUAD coming up with v.1.0

I even got my own company. KIP - It has 1 product that may satisfy your manned rover needs. (Carries 5 people, it's stock, you can mod it with kethane.)

Muahahahaha!

This is also a game i borrowed from roblox. This is pretty self explanatory. Just keep posting and you'll.... lose to the next poster.

May i join? I can't really fly stuff, but i'm a good engineer.

Black and white photograph? Or a regular photograph?

Granted. After eating them, you morph into Joseph Merrick Iwishmyspacebarwasn'tstuck.

I spawn a Magic Keyboard from my hands and delete it. I throw my magic keyboard at the next poster at 30,000 km/s.

Banned because Hello, Sailor.

Banned for invading Earth MY HOME PLANET, I WILL DEFEND IT TO MY VERY LAST BREATH.

They re-awake after being in stasis for over 4,000 years and find long-lost Evebal technology, and conquer Kerbin.

Wernher von Kerman walked through the hall with Jeb, Bill and bob, discussing the possibilities of subterranean life on Tylo. (and also the kraken) Gene, who had also been re-hired, was observing the Tylo Miner Mk.I blueprints, remarking that they looked incredibly cool, but also thinking it was hard to control. "Launch in T- 3 hours", said Wernher. "Wait, were' going now?!" said Bob. "Well of course! I told you, we have to launch now or else the government might shut us down! said Wernher. "OK, fine how long will this take?" said bob. "With the FTL drive, about 3 minutes." "THREE MINUTES?!?!?!?!" said the original three all at once. The room fell silent for 5 seconds before Wernher simply walked away to his coffee break. 3 HOURS LATER "Well, time to go" said Wernher. "WOOOOOOO!!!" said Jeb, who was ecstatic to become the first Kerbal on Tylo. "Calm down, Jeb! Remember, were' going to Tylo to look for resources, not mine them." said Gene. The kerbals went to the rocket. "Launch in T- 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...LIFTOFF!!!!! The first exploratory vehicle to go from Kerbin to Jool in over 50 years has just flew from the FTL cruiser pad and into orbit in just minutes. "Engaging FTL drive, now..." said Jebediah. They were put through 10 G's at least, as they hurtled toward Tylo.... TO BE CONTINUED.....

Flare blitz (on Earth): Super effective! (on Venus): That didn't do anything at all! = 10/10

Banned for anime avatar

Banned because I AM GONNA ROB YOU HOUSE!

I'd do as he told me to do, get in the rocket that will obviously fail, and when my arms are freed so i can operate the steering wheel, i'd take his helmet off forcefully and rip his eyes out. What would you do if you witnessed this?

Banned because i am the better ninja. (i am ALWAYS on these forums.)

Granted The next pill you ingest morphs you into Joseph Merrick. I wish......Minecraft?!?!?!

Effortlessly deflected when i use my magic keyboard to delete Universe E, the asteroid, and teleport me back to the real universe. After discovering flare blitz isn't very effect against me AT ALL, i effortlessly mow down Fyre's Flareon Army with my magic keyboard. I do the same to the next poster. --------------------------------------------------ULTIMATE BETRAYAL----------------------------------------------------

Granted. Oops, i am a , and therefore immune to vaccuum. I wish for a giant lazor beam that can destroy Equestria (i HATE MLP)