Goodle...

I fling Kerbin into your face. you got pulverlized

Claims Hill. Mine. Period.

I use a raygun to shoot your head off

Pretty god-damn good work

Year 401 Electricity is first used for killing as 1 kerbal is struck by lightning

Ghostbusters 2? Anyways, I orbitally strike you so you get glassed

Hello all, seemingly this thread lacks some bombers. Any bomber craft?

*backstabs you* MY HILL MUHAHAHA

I Put your head point blank against a Primed SRB and the flames cook your head.

So, this game is pretty simple. You think of the most stupid method possible in order to kill the poster above you. So, i will start by an example I take out my sword to kill the invisible poster above me. Now someone will try to kill me Please, easter eggs should not be obvious and methods of killing should not be obscene Also, it is recommended that the ways of killing should be as hilarious and stupid as possible.

I glass the planet and the hill MY GLASSED HILL

Banned for banning someone

Carborane acid H(CHB11Cl11) is a superacid [1] one million times stronger than sulfuric acid.[2][3] The reason for this high acidity is that the acid anion carborane (CHB11Cl11−) is very stable and substituted with electronegative substituents (the chlorine atoms). H(CHB11Cl11) is the only acid known to protonate C60 fullerene without decomposing it.[4][5] Additionally, it is the only known anion capable of forming a stable, isolable salt with protonated benzene, C6H7+. In coordination chemistry carboranes can be used as unique bulky ligand scaffolds. It was recently demonstrated that the same carboranyl moiety can act either as strongly electron-withdrawing or electron-donating substituent, depending on the positional attachment of the cluster to the heteroatom.[6]–––– WIKIPEDIA HA. GOTCHA

Year 250: Kerbals discover use of fire. However, as Kerbin was much drier then than now, much of the vegetation burns down, forcing the Kerbals to find new food sources. They discover a kind of goo in caves that can be eaten when cooked. From My kerbal history thread. The discovery of mystery goo

You lose control once an you died. The ability to become Jeb

Year 381 the first glider invented as a kerbal held to a wooden board and was kicked down a cliff and lived by gliding. (Bob's ancestor) The kicker is Kirrim Kerman's ancestor

Year 364 First pistol invented when a soldier demanded a gun that can only fires 1 bullet at a time and is smaller. First nation : Kerballia is formed. King Jebidiah is crowned

When the kraken consumes Kerbin and Jeb becomes our last hope of defending us

How about your power? I choose to have the superpower of not being destroyed.

I quickly claim the crater and then turn it into a hill. My hill. I also put carborane acid all over the mountain and now eats away people who comes near it. I put on a acid proof glass suit that the acid will not corrode away watch.

Year 377: First recorded car accident when 2 rocket carts crash into each other. Kerbal blood is discovered to be green when wounds are inspected. a funnel attached to the firework rocket is found to get higher, thus turning into the first SRB. (go tell Jeb's great great great great great great great grandfather. He will be excited. He has the same name so it will be easy to find.

Today, the mass relay is invented

Year 365 The first houses are built. Most houses burnt down due to fireworks display accident. Kerbals achieve civilization.

please add mine http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/59333-REQUEST-WWII-aircraft-%28secret-developing-famous-not-famous-all-welcome%29 WWII craft thread

I kill the kraken. My hill.