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Granted. Compatible batteries aren't included though... You can use this laser as a stick, to hit stuff with it, or something... I wish for an egg.

True. Cockroaches on the other hand... The user below me doesn't like coffee.

Im sorry am i interrupting something? Not Nathan Kell.

Granted. Your hearing is so good now, that you can clearly hear all the pop music from people's headphones from miles away! :-) I wish for immorality.

No, i'm someone else. Abraham Lincoln?

Banned for immortality.

He can chuck wood, and lots of it.

Banned for winning the K Prize.

Banned for one four. ...how many should there be anyway?

Banned for not counting right, there are at least 9 4s in there.

Granted, but it has cost you 29.99$. I wish there was a 0.99$ coin. I got ripped off so many times!!!

I take the bottle ...and donate the cap to the next user.

I get a calculator... I feel extra generous today so i give the next user a button. (I don't need it because my pants have a zipper)

*BOOP*. I'll just buy other stuff with cars instead of money c^: Press this button to have an alpaca in your house.

Banned for posting more than twice on a single page, and for tweeting so loud.

:-3 That's a x6.4 Tylo lander, on a x6.4 RSS lifter, in x6.4 RSS.

My work in progress is a x6.4 Tylo mission Here's the final version of the lander: Next assignment: put together a transfer drive for that thing and a return capsule... O.O

Granted: u now can speak girrafe, owl, and penguin. I wish to know all of the European human languages.

There's still Dailymotion ;-]

False. I have some fish! hundreds of guppies to be more precise. The user below me doesn't have a shark.

I don't hate him. The user below me prefers Bob!

...and Ctrl+Y to re-do!

Granted: 99.8% of the world's population listen to heavy metal instead of pop music. I wish for a stinky pile of poo.

Temporally exiled for posting more than twice on a single page.

Granted, but during a test run of your experimental weather manipulator it malfunctioned and you got blown far-far-away by a hurricane. You've been reported as missing, and with your disappearance the project got cancelled and forgotten about. Hey u never said u wanted to finish its developement... I wish for a night-shift job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria!