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Granted. His insurance doesn't cover damage by wolf, though, so he repaired at your expense. I wish for a molecule.

Maybe the floor is lower, without the transmission.

Brunei Dollar? Banned for foreign currency. We use credits.

Granted. You get vegetarian substitutes of eggs and ham. I wish for some non-fecal matter.

No pass.

Granted, but you will experience fuel shortages, because the crew will use the fuel as provisions. And end up in a solar escape trajectory because of that. I wish i could edit sent eMails and SMS.

Banned for imposing overly strict limits.

Granted. But now you have to restart all the work you've accomplished, since when you mistook this thread for another one. I wish that all 3D models in KSP were replaced with sprites.

Granted. You got some sleep. Also, you won 1,000,000$ on the lottery. But you overslept the announcement, so you didn't get the prize. I wish for an object.

Granted. Unfortunately, you choke on the pickles while trying to pull off a magic trick. That causes you to throw up the Triple Patty Deluxe, and now you have to get a new one. i just remembered something important; i wish for a normal, human type butt.

Granted. Unfortunately, he doesn't have a DVD player on which he could view his copy of The Lamp. I wish for some fecal antimatter.

strange dinosaur objects. Uhm... i once had one of these ↓↓↓ but only for a brief time before CD burners came into my life. p.s. photo is not mine. But everything matches.

who declared Africa center of the world?

Banned for disregarding desktop mode.

"Muse" is a member of the New World deer subfamily, and is the largest and heaviest extant species in the deer family.

Granted. Both sentences will start in middle case. Also, u're now required to learn that aspect of whichever language you use. I wish for a photonic stabilizer.

You call that overpriced?

Because it's an abbreviation of Mark ...Knopfler. Duh. How is it that you can still buy cheese in the store, even though no lunar landing has been performed in the past few decades?

Granted. Right after you get turned into a goldfish, opposite day is abolished. i wish for a link.

banned for world's longest reentry.

Granted. For the sake of optimization, the cannon ports are made the only way to enter Starship. But they're very narrow, like 30cm in diameter. Now astronauts must enter the ship while they're very young. I wish to trade in my Millennium Falcon for an XP Falcon.

Granted. This action was actually the secret ritual, performing which, gets you enrolled in a new Mars One program. And the Starship turns out to be a final version (as in not a prototype). You are taken to Mars, and have to stay there for the rest of your life. But not with the Starship. The Starship leaves. You are left in a cramped, makeshift cabin. I wish for a more stable version of Windows Me, so that my Millennium Falcon wouldn't crash.