Granted, you now have the dressing and grooming habits of James Fridman.
I wish my home had a self-destruct function, so i can detonate it in case there's a cockroach.
Last thing i Googled? Heck yeah! i got myself a slide rule!
The only trouble is, i never knew how to use this. So maybe if i'll just maintain a low profile...
Granted! But a nuclear holocaust takes place, and all that's left is just you and a bunch of cockroaches.
I wish cockroaches had the survivability of a dodo.
Granted. I eat the live rodent sandwich. But it was the last food product available, so you starve to death.
I wish that cheese was the only available type of food product in the world.