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Overfloater

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  1. Granted! U will have to go to work, and there's a big inspection tomorrow. I wish for a potato chip.
  2. Granted, you now have the dressing and grooming habits of James Fridman. I wish my home had a self-destruct function, so i can detonate it in case there's a cockroach.
  3. it's hard to guess, so u'll just get an asymmetrically placed 5th limb. Granted it erupts i wish it hadn't.
  4. Granted! But unfortunately i couldn't quite understand what you meant, so you get an old sandwich and a pat on the back i wish for a zerg drone.
  5. Last thing i Googled? Heck yeah! i got myself a slide rule! The only trouble is, i never knew how to use this. So maybe if i'll just maintain a low profile...
  6. Banned for not achieving orbit by going straight up.
  7. Cheetah. Nobody can draw a default avatar copy that accurately!
  8. Granted! But a nuclear holocaust takes place, and all that's left is just you and a bunch of cockroaches. I wish cockroaches had the survivability of a dodo.
  9. Granted! The mosquito shift is over, so cockroaches assume the next shift. i wish tuna was the only food product.
  10. Granted. I eat the live rodent sandwich. But it was the last food product available, so you starve to death. I wish that cheese was the only available type of food product in the world.
  11. ^^^ That is some strong hallucinogen, even affects the camera!
  12. Yes, that's why you should've ordered a mod-free soup, like i recommended. Waiter! there are rabbit droppings in my soup, and they taste like raisins!
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