Overfloater

i like to hammer nails without using a hammer...

A jellyfish is like these, but the shape of a fish:

Best way to know if you've entered Australia, is when driving your car the steering wheel suddenly moved to the right side.

when buying KSP, i had this: it indirectly implies that whenever the game is updated, you're getting more than what you have paid for. Clicking "buy" after reading this, you should agree about Squad not owing you anything. i don't know what this means for more recent purchases though, because now i can't find this statement anywhere.

The best time to attempt landing on the Sun is on a winter night.

Russian & Hebrew, and i can swear a little in Arabic. I know English, but nobody to speak it with.

Banned for being too smart.

goodness no. The user below me makes a duck face when photographed.

Bricks are full of protein and valuable vitamins, so you should always add some brick dust to your food or drink.

Nahhhh. That's a Van Gogh painting.

Banned for demonic rep count.

who were diagnosed

, along with his

The moon is the shape of a banana.

Usually i alt+tab, browse the internet for a few minutes, and then return to find not only that it doesn't load in background, but also it became glitched and i need to restart.

Banned for doubting.

while drinking delicious

For playing RSS with stock parts, i'd recommend playing a pre 1.0 version of KSP, because on 1.0 (unless i'm much mistaken) all engines were nerfed to better fit the new aerodynamics.

Granted. They would've had Paper Minecraft too! i wish for immorality.

Chocolate is actually soap bars painted brown.

So somebody flies to space.

Because jazzcorn, rockcorn, rapcorn, etc' weren't invented yet. How much would wood a wouldchuck chuck, if a wouldchuck could chuck would?

Granted! Now you look like this: I wish for The Moose In My House to have more than 1 eye.

"Dungeon Keeper"? Sure, it's decent for a Clash Of Clans clone... But how can you be a fan of a cheesy rip off of a cheesy mobile game? It's not football itself that's annoying, it's more how football games are considered the top major events in the world.

Tally ho pip-pip and Bernard's your uncle, @ARS!