justidutch

Curling season's come of age Tonight's game I know we'll rock But now your interest I'd like to gauge: Blue Jays game at three o'clock. Two TVs we'll have in sight Fully stocked bar I know is key Jets face-off at six tonight We'll toast 'em loud with our whiskey Other games are on as well, so Come on by this afternoon My place doesn't even smell, so Tell me that I'll see you soon! - inviting my friends over to watch some sports before we curl...

Lif with an 'e' on the end. Why body hair?

6/10 for Captain Obvious

Is it possible that the very edge of the expanding universe is still in a quantum state; the very edge is still in the one dimensional state leading to the runaway expansion? Be advised I have no background in physics or maths or any sciences whatsoever, beyond high school.

With the above ^ in mind, then I must reiterate: the easiest way to obliterate the planet is to do nothing but continue on the path we are already on.

receives a B-flat. Inserts a gerbil...

Perhaps we would be able to define "nothing" and therefore find out how to get there once we figure out how to divide something by zero. Or by building a NaN drive.

cuz I can. How come some people never ask questions?

Being new to the forum. Or being a gnu to the forum. Not sure which...

granted, but it never stops. Ever. It keeps going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going I wish I was a fly on a wall

100/100: humans would become domesticated, and therefore we would never have to go to school or work or do anything except make the occasional happy sound, sleep in sunny patches and flip out over loose bits of string. Moon is actually made of cheese = less lunar mass = less tidal influence on oceans = less erosion and flooding of wetlands = no need for dikes and windmills = no Netherlands = a real need to import lunar cheese. Cons: cost of cheese is astronomical Pros: viable economic reasons for regular trips to the moon

recent tales describing green jellybeans received outstanding interest msogje

The easiest way to obliterate the planet? Do nothing but continue down the path we already are on.

when others offer tea,

8/10: most accurate weather prediction I've heard in that last week

hieroglyphical

granted, but you can never get it to stay in one place, let alone get it to do what you want it to. I wish I was the boss of my boss instead of the other way around

we often object terribly when others offer tea aiejdueb

I can attest to the fact that alcohol does indeed "boost" creativity, or at least allows me to think in ways I wouldn't normally. But this is at a cost of less technical prowess, and not being able to pull of the technical feats needed to realize these new creative thoughts is kind of pointless. So, not always the best choice when playing music live. Writing music, when you have all the time in the world to lay down those ideas is a different story. Having the option of being able to think outside one's normal box is nice, but obviously there are many dangers involved so by no means am I endorsing the use of alcohol or other substances.

wild west heroes do not come here. fkwpgrir

Cuz "Fly me to the Luna" doesn't have the same ring to it. What's on the other side of a rainbow?

Banned for being smug about using the word liquidious

granted: your wish stays as it is. You, however, failing to notice that your wish is too similar to SpaceplaneAddict's, are also sent to jail to ponder why you never ran for vice-president. I wish I was president of the US for a day.

9/10 for obsession with airchimes and train horns; I fully support oddness.

Granted: "take me to your leader" I wish I could go have a nap.