King of the Hill

[Tery215]

I turn off the "Ridiculous Sci-fi/Magic" switch.

Then I use a giant land grant to bribe general rarity's colony out of the mountain.

My mountain.

[Sun]

I crash a 50km asteroid into the mountain.

My crater.

[Tery215]

I demand a refund from previously mentioned colony workers.

My giant land grant.

[Souper]

I buy it from you for 1,000,000,000,000,000 $.

My overly expensive hill.

[Sun]

I hear it got claimed for Poland.

I invade it, starting war.

For the next 20 moves, we must relate to WW2.

[GreeningGalaxy]

I turn off the "Ridiculous Sci-fi/Magic" switch.

Hunf. Guess I'm done here, then.

[General Rarity]

I switch on the "Ridiculous Sci-Fi/Magic" switch. Then, I use to Tardis to go back in time before Sun posted the WWII thingy. I soon then bribe Venusgod with more Venus's to give me the mountain.

My overly expensive mountain.

[Sun]

I crash Mars into the hill, obliterating Earth.

My planet fragments.

[General Rarity]

Gravity drags the fragments together in an odd way and they spell out 'General Rarity'

My fragments that are mine.

[Sun]

Black hole attack.

My black hole.

[General Rarity]

The fragments are sent to an alternate universe, where ponies conquer everything and mud is nonexistent.

My fragments.

[Sun]

I delete your weird universe and make a tour company that lets people explore thick mud in rubber boots. My company.

[General Rarity]

The company becomes defunct due to lack of tours.

My _________.

[Souper]

I send Antibrony soldiers to that universe. They kill all Ponies there using their Venus launchers, and transform the planet fragments into Venus.

My Venus!

[Sun]

I crash Venus into Earth and destroy both planets.

My new asteroid belt between Mercury and Mars.

[Souper]

I assasinate you, and recollect the fragments.

My Vearth.

[General Rarity]

The iron of Earth's core was not recollected in the fragments and Vearth is bombarded with constant solar wind, removing it's atmosphere and making it eerie.

My Vearth remnant.

[Souper]

I locate a mountain on the Vearth remnant and establish two domes filled with a Venus environment and an Earth environment., respectively.

My environment museum on a moantain on Vearth in another universe.

[Sun]

I then establish another museum dedicated to mud, and this is the most famous picture there:

My mud museum, which earns a lot of popularity. Seriously, mud has over 1000 likers on youtube alone.

[Souper]

I goto the mud museum, and create lots of bricks out of the mud, which i use to build a new museum dedicated to Venus

My venus museum.

[General Rarity]

I KILL ALL NINJA'S WITH HIRED GUN.

My venus museum.

Edited September 16, 2014 by General Rarity
damn ninjas

[Souper]

I send moar soldiers, who retake the venus museum.

My Venus Museum

[Sun]

I make it rain mud on your museum, and reclaim my museum, this time with no ability to take bricks.

[MaverickSawyer]

I make my own hill just outside the event horizon of a black hole, then put a booster on it to drive it past the event horizon if anyone else takes it. No defusing it, no remoing it, no turning it. You take my hill, you get sucked into oblivion.

Your move.

[Souper]

I teleport the black hole to another universe and then capture your hill.

My lonely extragalactic hill.