Tery215 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I sprinkle fairy dust all over the hill.My ugly hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motokid600 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 That ugly, sparkly hill is coming with me to Arlan Texas to help sell some propane and propane accessories. Gribble was not amused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryer_lint Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I use Oxy-Clean Fairy Repellent and Dust Cleanser to clean off the fairy dust.My clean hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I put the top half of the hill through a portal which leads to a point in space directly over the hill, aimed down. My quasi-inverted hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I deactivate said portal, permanently inverting the top half of the hill. My *very oddly shaped* hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryer_lint Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I tell GLaDOS that you guys were messing with her portals and she kills you both with neurotoxin.My neurotoxin-covered hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I beat Portal 2 Inversion, so Wheatley takes control while GLaDOS dies in space.My alternate Portal ending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 You forgot to mention that Wheatley does not kill you at the end of your alternate ending, and instead sends you and the space sphere on a trip to the Moon.My Moon and Space Sphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Actually, the space core supposedly didn't get pulled fast enough to go into orbit, so he crashes and makes a crater.My crater on the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryer_lint Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Actually, the space core was indestructible and became part of the moon, claiming it as part of himself.My space cor-oon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Actually, Portal games are not yet installed on my computer. So Wheatley doesn't exist. So it's MY Moon-moon!My Moon-moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I fling Phobos and Deimos towards the moon in an attempt to make them stick together and create a lunar centipede.My celestial abomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 The moonlets don't stick to the moon, they just leave sizable impact craters in the surface. My Martian moon-craters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I delete the universe, except for the earth.My earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 The vacuum bubble of your former universe collapses around you, shrinking until the only space that technically exists is that near enough to the Earth to make sense. Space only works if you have some mass to define it.I define some more space off above the north pole of the Earth by launching myself on a vertical escape trajectory. My space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 That's my spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Floppster has defined some more space. Floppster's space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I sprinkle magic fairy dust to form a debris cloud, which slams into floppster.My dead astronaut with fairy dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 The fairy dust/dead astronaut bits/debris cloud expands into the former void, defining more and more space as it goes.We're well on our way to getting a new universe!Just to make sure nothing actually makes sense, I create an Alcubierre bubble surrounding everything. One could argue that the space is being translated linearly very fast, but since there's nothing out there to serve as a reference point, so the quasimotion doesn't really make sense.My lack of reference point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I create a magical supervisible waypoint in space that you are currently not moving relative to.My center of the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I say "Dibs!"My center of the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 The 'magical supervisible waypoint' turns out to be a stray flashlight hovering a few meters from the boundary of the Alcubierre bubble, and is immediately revealed when it intersects the bubble wall and is shredded into high-energy photons.I stop moving towards the northern pole of the bubble and start heading back towards Earth. My reentry flight path. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 During reentry, I use my extensive war space program to fire a rock at your re-entering ship. The shielding is damaged and you fall out.My greeninggalaxy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 A Grand Pegasus Enclave pegasus takes GreeningGalaxy from the skies.My Pegasus carrying an odd being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Pfffffft this is hilarious. Rep to both of you, except the forum won't let me.Having survived the first half of reentry, the missile impact, and the violent ordeal involved with falling from a hypersonic craft and passing through the chaotic shock fronts surrounding it on the way out, I now find myself high in the mesosphere of an empty Earth, inside a giant Alcubierre bubble, moving (for certain values of "moving") at superluminal speed through the undefined non-space of an empty universe. And now, to top it all off, I'm being dragged through the sky by my foot by a giant, pastel-colored, winged equine.My ridiculous situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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