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Gojira

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Your attempt to steal antimatter with lasers results in a 50-megaton explosion in Duna orbit. The blast of incredibly high-energy photons hits you and turns your ship to ionized plasma. An antimatter-powered police torchship intercepts you and takes you into custody, and your sleazy capitalist regime is dismantled. Citizens of the Jool system continue to live their lives in security and happiness, not having to worry about whether or not the government views them as worthy to live or partake in the shared resources.

My comrades.

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After careful investigation work under the mentorship of batman I deduce that the object in question is little more than a potted plant. My sleuthmanship gains me reputation throughout the system and I slowly manipulate society until I have become supreme ruler.

My Kerbol System

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The Greening sisters overthrow the dictatorship and establish a democratic communist regime on the Kerbol system. The kerbals recognize that capitalism is terrible and will only result in the defunding of the space program. The microbes in Jool's atmosphere and the [DATA EXPUNGED] on Vall and Laythe also agree that this is the best course of action, and everyone lines up to cast their votes in the first election. GreeningUniverse-Beta and General Rarity are elected co-presidents, while everyone else on the thread is elected to the senate. Housing, food, and health care are all provided by the government with revenues generated through the Jool system's prodigious antimatter exports to neighboring star systems, and everyone even has access to their very own hill.

Our non-dystopian society.

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Human greed takes over and soon many people are warring over hills. With money being so abundant and energy so cheap the only true resource is land. Over hundreds of years all of society is lost in the massive fallout. A lone embryo imbued with the memories of all mankind is sent into the depths of space. After millennium of waiting in cryonic limbo the ship's power module finally secedes to the power of entropy. Thus ends humanity.

My remnant of advanced civilization.

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Human greed takes over and soon many people are warring over hills. With money being so abundant and energy so cheap the only true resource is land. Over hundreds of years all of society is lost in the massive fallout. A lone embryo imbued with the memories of all mankind is sent into the depths of space. After millennium of waiting in cryonic limbo the ship's power module finally secedes to the power of entropy. Thus ends humanity.

My remnant of advanced civilization.

Human greed? When did humans ever enter this? :P

besides I hardly think that humanity's reaction to having their basic needs provided for them by the government rather than having to fight for survival would suddenly make everyone try to kill each other for their land, would it? I mean,- [banned for political ranting]

In any case, the sudden reappearance of the abhorrently capitalist Kionicles from my shoddily-constructed spatial redirection envelope wrecks the system when the Kionicles decide to attack for 'fun' and 'profit'. In a fit of anti-Kionicle rage, GreeningUniverse-Beta draws upon the energies of a hundred of her largest stars, then crushes the cores of every one simultaneously. The resultant hypernova blasts all its energy out through her universe-body, focused into a tight, coherent beam aimed individually at every Kionicle-associated entity. I set up a new, tougher spatial redirection membrane, this time trapping the Kionicles, all of their ships, and the constantly-rebounding supernova laser inside a volume smaller than KSC. I then lock the membrane inside an Alcubierre bubble and send it towards the edges of the universe at 200c.

This pleases the Kerbals, and immigration to the Jool system increases dramatically in the aftermath, improving production of our democratized economy.

My sister and I return the bottom of Vall's ocean, where we have a little house on a hill. Our hill.

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I reinstate the Bionicle Free Zone and add a spatial diversion field around it which makes it impossible to view, destroy, or otherwise interact with. I also issue a statement saying that the kerbals do in fact have free will and that I am not in control of them, nor have I visited or interacted with their planet for over a hundred years.

I also mention that the bubble of antibionicles belongs to me and will stay that way.

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my space marines are not BIONICLES so they get in easily and discover that GreeningUniverse alpha and beta only have ability's when within a 10-meter radius. as a result my space marines force them out and send them 2 separate hills. my hills with GreeningUniverses on them .

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