GreeningGalaxy Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Your attempt to steal antimatter with lasers results in a 50-megaton explosion in Duna orbit. The blast of incredibly high-energy photons hits you and turns your ship to ionized plasma. An antimatter-powered police torchship intercepts you and takes you into custody, and your sleazy capitalist regime is dismantled. Citizens of the Jool system continue to live their lives in security and happiness, not having to worry about whether or not the government views them as worthy to live or partake in the shared resources. My comrades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 I plant a... thing... in the center of Jool, regardless of the impossibility.I use it to threaten to blow up Jool.My Jool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbmorpher Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 After careful investigation work under the mentorship of batman I deduce that the object in question is little more than a potted plant. My sleuthmanship gains me reputation throughout the system and I slowly manipulate society until I have become supreme ruler.My Kerbol System Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 The Greening sisters overthrow the dictatorship and establish a democratic communist regime on the Kerbol system. The kerbals recognize that capitalism is terrible and will only result in the defunding of the space program. The microbes in Jool's atmosphere and the [DATA EXPUNGED] on Vall and Laythe also agree that this is the best course of action, and everyone lines up to cast their votes in the first election. GreeningUniverse-Beta and General Rarity are elected co-presidents, while everyone else on the thread is elected to the senate. Housing, food, and health care are all provided by the government with revenues generated through the Jool system's prodigious antimatter exports to neighboring star systems, and everyone even has access to their very own hill. Our non-dystopian society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbmorpher Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Human greed takes over and soon many people are warring over hills. With money being so abundant and energy so cheap the only true resource is land. Over hundreds of years all of society is lost in the massive fallout. A lone embryo imbued with the memories of all mankind is sent into the depths of space. After millennium of waiting in cryonic limbo the ship's power module finally secedes to the power of entropy. Thus ends humanity.My remnant of advanced civilization. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 after a few centuries of this my space marines KIONICLES and me finally escape the greening space bubble and destroy the remnants. my ancient ruins with space marines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Human greed takes over and soon many people are warring over hills. With money being so abundant and energy so cheap the only true resource is land. Over hundreds of years all of society is lost in the massive fallout. A lone embryo imbued with the memories of all mankind is sent into the depths of space. After millennium of waiting in cryonic limbo the ship's power module finally secedes to the power of entropy. Thus ends humanity.My remnant of advanced civilization.Human greed? When did humans ever enter this? besides I hardly think that humanity's reaction to having their basic needs provided for them by the government rather than having to fight for survival would suddenly make everyone try to kill each other for their land, would it? I mean,- [banned for political ranting]In any case, the sudden reappearance of the abhorrently capitalist Kionicles from my shoddily-constructed spatial redirection envelope wrecks the system when the Kionicles decide to attack for 'fun' and 'profit'. In a fit of anti-Kionicle rage, GreeningUniverse-Beta draws upon the energies of a hundred of her largest stars, then crushes the cores of every one simultaneously. The resultant hypernova blasts all its energy out through her universe-body, focused into a tight, coherent beam aimed individually at every Kionicle-associated entity. I set up a new, tougher spatial redirection membrane, this time trapping the Kionicles, all of their ships, and the constantly-rebounding supernova laser inside a volume smaller than KSC. I then lock the membrane inside an Alcubierre bubble and send it towards the edges of the universe at 200c. This pleases the Kerbals, and immigration to the Jool system increases dramatically in the aftermath, improving production of our democratized economy.My sister and I return the bottom of Vall's ocean, where we have a little house on a hill. Our hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 my psace marines and surving kionicles are in postion to sige it. also we have made a way to deflect your powers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbmorpher Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Lack of statement of property derails thread and forces a restart.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Augustus_ Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Kirrim's ELITE KERBAL ATTACK FORCE nukes the Atomic Lass's puny house and melts Vall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 SyntaxError: Property undefined; post null.I set up a Bionicle Free Zone surrounding my hill, a sort of Faraday bubble in which no matter, energy or information related to Bionicles can exist. My peace and quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 It turns out that Kerbals are actually just a hive mind controlled by Greening.Greening's hive mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Augustus_ Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 I blow up the Bionicle Free Zone with a hype bomb and proceed to attack it with amateur rocketry.I flee to a hill on Sima's moon Tekto.My hill.It is guarded with Kirrim's elite Kerbal Attack Guards who wield hype guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 I reinstate the Bionicle Free Zone and add a spatial diversion field around it which makes it impossible to view, destroy, or otherwise interact with. I also issue a statement saying that the kerbals do in fact have free will and that I am not in control of them, nor have I visited or interacted with their planet for over a hundred years.I also mention that the bubble of antibionicles belongs to me and will stay that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Augustus_ Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 I now control the entire Sima system. I send JEB 9000 to find out a way to destroy your shield. Kirrim is trying to figure out a way to compact warp drives to fit in spaceplanes so we can get back to the shield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dooz Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Universe discovers sima is impersonating Sentar and the entire sima system is destroyed, I go claim a hill on skelton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 But the newly formed Socialist Republic of Sentar (SRS) has already claimed that hill.My Socialist Moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 my space marines are not BIONICLES so they get in easily and discover that GreeningUniverse alpha and beta only have ability's when within a 10-meter radius. as a result my space marines force them out and send them 2 separate hills. my hills with GreeningUniverses on them . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Augustus_ Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I move to Marune the gas giant's moon Joker and add even more weaponry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshwoo70 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 The universe implodes under massive RAM.New save!Mah save! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Augustus_ Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I instantly re-instate Sima and Marune. All constants except the Kionicle-free zone are reinstated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 my BIONICLES and space marines take the universe by force using and exploiting the powers of GreeningUniverse alpha and beta due to the lack of BIONICLE free zone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gigaboom2 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I make a hill. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Augustus_ Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 (edited) I nuke giga's hill from orbit. My strongholds around Sima and Marune are heavily armed and guarded.Oh yeah, and GreeningGalaxy is my eternal slave now. Edited October 1, 2014 by _Augustus_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryer_lint Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I build a self-sustaining spaceship, fly it to the outer reaches of the universe, and do nothing.My spaceship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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