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King of the Hill


Gojira

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Guest GroundHOG-2010

I shoot one bullet into the air, parabolicly hitting vexx in the head (you know how they fire guns straight up, those bullets will come back down in two-three minutes). I don\'t claim the hill.

Nobodys hill.

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GroundHOG, You forgot to account for air resistance and wind, which will divert the bullet from a parabolic trajectory, meaning you pretty much missed by a good mile or so (seeing as it takes a bullet a while to fall back to Earth).

I steal GroundHOG\'s gun and shoot Kerbalnaut with it. Directly. Then I proceed to remove the flag and use it as fuel for a small fire.

I make myself a longbow and some arrows and a small fort. Still my hill.

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I come in with a 30 person team having recently joined the IRS. I audit Vexx and seize the hill. As he has evaded taxes for the past 50 years, he is thrown in jail, where he promptly dies.

My hill.

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