King of the Hill

[legoclone09]

I make a black hole and suck yours up, then I flee to another part of the universe, and have it surrounded by black holes where you can't get in without being sucked in.

Edited September 17, 2015 by legoclone09

[icantmakemodels]

you are sucked in by your own black holes.

i build a new hill.

my hill.

[YoetoJoe]

I push you down the hill.

My hill.

[icantmakemodels]

I push you back down the hill.

i build a bunker on the hill.

my hill.

[legoclone09]

I cover and fill the bunker with dirt. My hill.

[icantmakemodels]

i exit my newly fortified bunker, shoot legoclone09 with a laser pistol, and go back in.

my hill with a bunker.

[legoclone09]

I fill the bunker with concrete, let it set, and then I stuff C4 into the cracks, then detonate it.

[Spacetraindriver]

-1 point for not doing anything with hill.

I make new hill, clone Jebidiah 9 trillion times. The Jebs protect the hill.

My Hill.

[MGUARN]

I just sent all the clones to missions around the sun, and I swiftly take this hill with little resistance

My hill.

[icantmakemodels]

my nanobots swarm the hill.

my hill defended by nanobots.

[Spacetraindriver]

I squish them. I clone my hill infinite times. Everyone else has a hill. If anyone fights I will set off my thread destroyer nuke. Everyone has a hill. and if you try to de-fuse it, it will explode.

[legoclone09]

0:05....0:04....0:03....0:02....0:01....0:00

The bomb has been defused. Counter-Terrorists win.

MVP legoclone09 for defusing the bomb.

My hill. I arm them as nano-bot mines with EMP shielding as tripmines. And I encase myself in about 600 Kerbins eith the KSC pointing away from me.

[icantmakemodels]

Nukes!

i build a new hill.

my hill.

[Spearka]

I walk up and kick you off the hill

My Hill

[SpaceplaneAddict]

I shoot you with RPG.

Builds new hill on Eeloo.

Automated nuke defense.

Lava vapour atmosphere. (I have a fire-proof suit)

Located in the core of Eeloo, 526 Kerbal street.

[K3achas]

Irradiate the area breaking everything and giving you cancer.

Then, I pick up some sand, put it down and claim it. My hill!

[SpaceplaneAddict]

I train all Krakens to become my bodyguards. Then, I pick up a shovel, and dig your hill into oblivion. Locating new Hill in core of Kerbol.

[icantmakemodels]

i place a black hole next to kerbol, then lighthugger out to another star system, where i build a hill.

my hill.

[Wabbit]

I do a cavalry charge to take the hill, sparing no survivors. My cavalry-occupied hill.

[Hobbes Novakoff]

I mind-control your horses, making them eat all the grass and die. My barren hill.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

I push you off the hill. Krakens now protect MY barren hill

[icantmakemodels]

I punch Hobbes Novakoff

my hill defended by myself.

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EDIT: Ninja'd by spaceplaneaddict!

I patch physics and the krackens shrivel up and die.

I then proceed to punch Spaceplaneaddict.

my hill defended by myself.

Edited September 22, 2015 by icantmakemodels

[Wabbit]

I devestate the hill in a fierce artillery bombardment, taking it as my own. I then move it with quantum-physics thingamabobs to the middle of the ocean and protect it with several warships, bristling with guns.

My blockaded island.

[Yukon0009]

I have noclip active.

My hacky hill.

[legoclone09]

sv_cheats 0

mp_restartgame 1

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Everyone gone. My hill. And cheats off.