ThaZeus Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 (edited) How could I!?!?!?! I almost forgot to buy Exxon,GE, Samsung, Amazon, eBay, J&J, IBM, Berkshire Hathaway, T elMex and SpaceX. (I hired Bill Gates, Carlos Slim, Elon Musk and Warren Buffet to manage our money) Guess what! My Ally's and my mecha corp! Edited February 13, 2016 by ThaZeus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 I make Bill Gates my massage therapist. That's it. Our Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RA3236 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Earth is hit by the moon. My melted Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshwoo70 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 *uses planet buster* My shattered earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 I tow a piece of the shattered Earth that contains the hill into Mars orbit, graft it to Phobos, and declare the hill property of me and my allies. We open a diner. My snacks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Me and my allies hire Bill Gates as out waiter. Our snacks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 I tug Phobos, hill and all, into a lower Mars orbit where the tidal forces are too great and it breaks up. My debris field and diner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 (edited) You bankrupt the diner; I purchase it back for pennies on the dollar. I convert it into a truck stop, independent of any small moon or debris field. I feed you the "special", which ensures you won't return anytime soon... My truck stop! Edited February 16, 2016 by Xorth Tanovar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 wow. Guess no one else wants the Special... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 I fold the universe inside out, and use the matter to build a hill the size of reality. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 I unfold your universe and return it to it's previous state, with the Hill defaulting back to my possession. My hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 I conduct an orbital bombardment on your hill, and construct a fortress amongst the remains. My Fortress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 I bore through the planet from the other side, end up in your basement, and literally steal the hill from under your nose. My hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaZeus Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 I continue to swim in my cash from earlier. Who needs a hill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Everyone needs a hill! I build a hill out of Legos. My Lego hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Plastic is combustible. Therefore I set your Lego hill ablaze. Once the fire dies out, I build a small hut on the pillar of ash that remains. My ashpile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaZeus Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 (edited) @Xorth Tanovar and @Maximus97, @Matuchkin and I own 20% of the universe each. With Bill Gates, Carlos Slim, Elon Musk, and Warren Buffet to manage our money. So it's still our universe. Nice ash pile! Did I mention the warehouse of Tsar Bomba's underground that I keep for safe keeping. Any way our ash pile. Edited March 14, 2016 by ThaZeus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 However, I had been secretly manipulating the government for years when I was poised as senator, and eventually elected chancellor of the senate. I finally reveal myself as Darth Maximus and establish the First Kerbal Empire. My empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 We develop an army of furry, bushy desert minions with binoculars and snipers. Our hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 I put a ridiculously large number of plasma guns around the base of the snow-capped mountain in the background of @Matuchkin's desert picture. They will fire at anyone they see. I build a house on the mountain, and a nice little observatory. My snow-capped mountain and telescopes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderCoye Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 (edited) I make a small hill in the middle of Lake Michigan and call it "Abbot Island," cause secret island bunkers named after game locations are cool. Open to anyone who can hack swing bridges. Edited March 16, 2016 by CommanderCoye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAKE99 Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 I build a hill in my steam libary, which means it is reinforced with the power of about 260 video games, (yes, I do have that many games). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 I take your hill by putting you under the pad during the dres 4 launch. My hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAKE99 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 I drop a fully-fueled N-1 onto your launch pad causing a explosion the size of 7 kilotons of TNT. My crater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RA3236 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 (edited) I travel to a remote planet close to the Kerbol system but far enough away to avoid a supernova. I build a comfy little lodge, where I will live the rest of my life with my dog. My lodge in the middle of nowhere. Edited March 21, 2016 by RA3236 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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