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King of the Hill


Gojira

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I use a giant claw thing to grab the hill and put it on the moon Lamancha in the Cervantes system. No one else is on this moon, so I am the king of both Lamancha and this hill. 

Then I turn Kerbol into a red giant because reasons.

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I invade the moon Lamancha in the Cervantes system with an army of a certain species of aliens that are known for their successes at claiming hills. It turns out an army is a bit overkill, seeing as how no one is on the moon Lamancha in the Cervantes system except for you. I claim the hill for my own, fire the hill stealing aliens and hire a different species of aliens who are universally known for their successes at defending hills, to defend my hill from all thieves.

I then take my hill and go home, leaving the moon Lamancha in the Cervantes system minus one hill.

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Using a time machine, I go back in time before you claimed the hills and claim them all.

I then create a temporal shield so that the hills stay forever in this point in time and exist nowhere else. The shield also protects from all forms of assault.

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I de-orbit the MEKA (D.Va's mech) that I had sitting in orbit so it lands right on top of @legoclone09's hill. Before the MEKA impacts into the hill, I overload its Fusion reactor, causing it to explode and kill @legoclone09 and whatever he had on his hill. 

After taking the hill, I launch another MEKA into orbit and set up a defense system consisting of salt-powered robots and a trench full of crocodiles. Have fun taking my hill!

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9 minutes ago, legoclone09 said:

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And it was cancelled!

No it wasn't.... they had just done it all... they ended it on their terms....




I seek legal redress, in the Galactic Court... I seek ownership of all hills past, present and future, in all dimensions, realities and all Galaxies..... I proclaim myself King of the Hill past, present and future... and if anyone wants to argue about that... then my lawyers will take you to the cleaners.

 

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