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3 hours ago, TheEpicSquared said:

My personal adviser shakes some sense into me, and says that violence is not the way to go. Therefore I ask for a peace treaty with Zentro. 

Our hill

I accept the peace treaty. @JoseEduardo, your call to accept the peace treaty.

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  • 2 weeks later...

I leave the current owner(s) of the hill some sugar free gummy bears and they leave the throne due to... medical... reasons.

My hill. Just needs a little cleaning. And a lot of air freshener.

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A doctor can't help you. Nothing but time can help heal the wounds these gelatinous demons have inflicted upon you.

 

Nonetheless, I utilize my ACV-270 'Freedomizer'  and shred the hill to smithereens.

 

No hill.

 

So I make a new hill and guard it with the various submissions to the AHWP Challenge.

My, @Adelaar's, and @drtricky's hill.

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23 minutes ago, Wildcat111 said:

I invade the hill with all the military craft that me, @TheEpicSquared and @JoseEduardo have built. The craft obliterate the AHWP challenge craft, and take the hill. Also, I recover from my medical problems.

OUR. HILL. PERIOD.

I'm sorry, but have you seen how heavily armed/armored the AHWPs are? Your puny military is no match for what's essentially mobile military bases!

Your crater, muh hill.

 

 

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7 minutes ago, JoseEduardo said:


little 

little

little

bruh

Spoiler

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But alright, I'll stop overusing this excuse

I nuke the hill. From orbit.

The hills are no longer alive, with the sound of, well, anything.

I make a hill... UPSIDE DOWN.

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Hey, I was invited to a bunker BBQ party...

Anybody here?

Ok then, I guess I'll just grill up some burgers in the rubble if anybody wants to have a party.

 

My rubble.

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I disregard your punctuation and unleash a litany of curses. Your soldiers can take no more. As I watch them fleeing in disgrace, clutching their ears, the last few curses fall from my lips, unseating the triarchs from their ill-gotten thrones.

My cursed hill.

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2 hours ago, RocketSquid said:

I buy some barbecue.

My delicious miniature barbecue hill.

Do you want to ally? The Barbecue Hill Coalition!

I join in and bring an awesome soundsystem

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