King of the Hill

[qzgy]

I send a grammar teacher armed with a shotgun and a large amount of bird shot to get me pigeons. Oh, and also the US military.

My hill and pigeon stew.

[Dark Junior]

I eat your pigeon stew and Chuck Norrisyou to death.

My hill and Chuck Norris.

[kerbiloid]

Chuck Norris's Chuck Norris.

[Dark Junior]

Through the power of Chuck-ception, I gain control of both the hill and the universe.

My hill.

[qzgy]

I find Jackie Chan to stall Chuck Norris for long enough so that I knock you off the hill.

My hill.

[kerbiloid]

Jackie Chan makes a sequel.

Hijacked cookie hill owner's license.

Edited April 13, 2017 by kerbiloid

[Joseph Kerman]

I make a hill, put it on Eve, protected it with 10 layers of Titanium-Tungsten metallic glass, and shielded it with a quantum wall, a wall that disintegrates everything in a snap and weakens all sorts of radiation (except visible and infrared radiation) to undetectable levels. Heat is also stabilized at normal temperature and planted trees and added livestock and vegetables and fruits.

My overkill hill base.

[kerbiloid]

... sinks down through the sand as the titanium-tungsten plates have dramaticaly overweighted it.

Derelict underhill base. Neutral territory.

Edited April 13, 2017 by kerbiloid

[MiffedStarfish]

I make my own hill, an ecologically delicate haven for small, passive, herbivore species on the brink of extinction. Any minor upset in their climate or enviroment will upset the fragile balance and kill all the small, defensless, species who never harmed anyone, resulting in a worldwide extinction of some of the most pleasant and ecologically vital animals. My hill. 

You Monster. 

[kerbiloid]

Happily, under the granite radiation the species begin mutating and a year later bite their way to ground. Their ground.

[qzgy]

I learn how to tame the creatures and kill any who don't. My hill and creatures

[53miner53]

The creatures all fall victim to a disease. I come in and claim the hill while you try in vain to cure them.

my hill

[kerbiloid]

Deceased because diseased creatures make the hill toxic. You have to retreat.
An ecological disaster hill.

[53miner53]

I use antibacterial lotion al over the hill, and it detoxifies the hill. Somehow. Don't think about it too much.

my strange hill.

[Spacetraindriver]

I take your hill and instal a lotion aplying mechanism to protect it (somehow) from any leakage.

You're welcome.

[qzgy]

I burn hill (its covered in lotion, which is probably flammable), sterilizing it. I build a house on the hill and bake a cookie. 

My hill and cookie

O, and I also install an ocean around the hill.

[MiffedStarfish]

Being a fish, I swim through the ocean, climb the hill, and finish the job, flooding the entire area under several hundreds of metres of water, (think wind waker) you drown, and I claim your house and eat your soggy cookie. My Water Temple Underwater hill.

Edited April 16, 2017 by MiffedStarfish

[53miner53]

I grab a new hill and build a space center on it, based around space shuttles.

my space shuttle center, on a hill.

[kerbiloid]

Your shuttle needs servicing.
Shuttle Service Center of the outsource company.

[53miner53]

My space shuttles were built in house.

shuttle servicing center on my hill.

[qzgy]

Shuttles were retired, so I buy it to make a McDonald's

My "health food" and hill.

[kerbiloid]

As this is Kerbal space, KFC takes over the control.

KFC hill.

[Skyer]

The republic of [insert name here] didn't like kfc and" accidentaly" dropped a bomb on it. Then claimed the hill.

Hill of The republic of [insert name here]

[Joseph Kerman]

I bring the might of the SDF to claim my hill.

 

Our hill

[kerbiloid]

Negan comes to the hill. You are now Negan, too. Negan's hill.