King of the Hill

[Joseph Kerman]

Where dafaq is the hill?

My hill.

[Kernel Kraken]

I play a game of chess, but I wish I had that new game Global Thermonuclear War.

[kerbiloid]

You keep playing chess additionally using a basketball and boxing gloves.

But this doesn't get you closer to the hill.

[Boorang]

I pile up all the chess boards in the world.

my chessboard hill

[Kernel Kraken]

I move a pawn. Due to the instability if chessboards, your hill collapses.

I sell my moon hill to tourists and move back to earth, homeless and hill-less.

Given that the entire world is on fire, irradiated, poisoned, and half of it is engulfed in atomic craters, I'm surprised to see tourists. 

I buy a shovel and dig a very small crater to start myself off.

Edited March 28, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297

[roboslacker]

23 minutes ago, TheMadKraken2297 said:

I sell my moon hill to tourists and move back to earth, homeless and hill-less.

You fool! The tourist was me! My munar hill.

[Boorang]

an asteriod hits the mun.

my crater.

[Kernel Kraken]

I dig my crater to a width of roughly ten meters and a depth of about 8, then I build a small dugout in it.

[kerbiloid]

Underground water fills the crater.

[cratercracker]

yes, but then the crater cracks.

[roboslacker]

I build a shelter in the crater, and then have the crater filled with concrete.

[Boorang]

I suck the crater into the floraverse. my luneko-inhabited concrete disc in space

[YNM]

I landed (anchored) a tall rocket on the disk.

Rocket hill.

[Boorang]

an angel attacks, destroying the souls o everyone.

my angelic rocket hill

[Kernel Kraken]

Did y'all blow up the moon crater or my house?

I buy an MG-42 and mount it on my dugout for defense. I build another dugout in the side of the crater.

[kerbiloid]

MG-42 runs out of batteries and stops flashing and buzzing.

[roboslacker]

I sneak in to the second dugout and claim it as my own

[HansonKerman]

I edit the persistence.sfs of this game. The everyone-hill is safe!

[kerbiloid]

You realize that the game is KSP.

Everybody has his/her own hill unless uses a multiplayer mod.

[roboslacker]

I install Dark Multiplayer

[Gojira]

I reclaim the hill with my surprise that the thread is still going. After six freaking years. How the hell have you people kept this up for so long?! For goodness sake, it predates the forum games rules!

Edited April 1, 2018 by Gojira

[CVerts]

I may not know the answer, but we enjoyed it! Thanks a lot!!

After the destrustion of the Excalibur, me and my fine team are dismissed. We traveled and come across a hill. I strike an alliance with Gojira of the hill and set up heavy defenses.

Gojira and my hill. (With my fine team of course).

[Kernel Kraken]

I strike a deal to kerbiloid, he gets residence in my bunker and I get sweet, precious funds. 

I buy an F-22 refitted to become a ground attack aircraft.

Edited April 1, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297
Added dialect- acceptable- only garammar. Y'all.

[roboslacker]

You Fool! I was the salesman! That F-22 is just an empty shell of a plane, it's been completely lobotomized.

In the meantime, I send my fleet of real planes to attack the hill.

[Kernel Kraken]

4 minutes ago, roboslacker said:

You Fool! I was the salesman! That F-22 is just an empty shell of a plane, it's been completely lobotomized.

In the meantime, I send my fleet of real planes to attack the hill.

But we're in the same hill... Er... Bunker. Or are you attacking a different hill? I put some stuff in the F-22. It is now a K-22. Because it is one of my crappy replicas, it fails to take off. I proceed to live in the raptor. I paint a Nirvana smiley face on each rocket.