King of the Hill

[mrrpamplemousse]

I use a lazer beam to vaporate your hill...

My crater

[Starwhip]

(Stop destroying the hill, you'll lock the thread...)

Due to your lack of spelling, your "lazer" beam does nothing.

My hill.

[Designer225]

OP, add "No destruction of the hill for no reason" as one of the rules.

You are killed inadvertently by the laser data LADEE meant to transmit to JPL.

No one's hill.

[MinerEdgar]

I claim the hill.

My hill.

[Noname117]

Horse + Enchanted diamond sword = your death + my hill claim.

My hill and horse

[Bigcheecho]

I call in the Danish Air Force to take over the hill.

Denmark's hill.

[Agent30632]

I call in the US Navy, and the Canadian Army to drive away the Danish. Then I take the hill for myself

My hill.

[Noname117]

I have an air force of my own which I use to kill the US Navy and Canadian army... and you.

I forget to step on the hill, so nobody's hill

[OdinYggd]

Effectively immediately the hill is mine.

And it shall be peaceful, with tall grass and small animals. Perhaps a tree or two.

[Designer225]

Your warrant is forged, so the police arrests you.

The public (owned by the city) hill.

[vexx32]

I own the city. Therefore my hill.

[Designer225]

The hill is later taken back by the federal government and reinstated into Yosemite National Park.

The federal national park of Yosemite National Park. With the hill.

[vexx32]

I take over the world. My hill.

[Halsfury]

not before long a rebellion starts and anarchy reigns

the hill, just the same as it always was, a lawless war zone

[Bioman222]

... But BSMC takes over as an oligarchy. Heil Bio!

[Bigcheecho]

... But BSMC takes over as an oligarchy. Heil Bio!

The world forgot about Sealand, so they develop a military and conquer the hill.

Sealand's hill and first land claim.

[Sesni]

I drop a load of poison gas on the hill, and remove your dead bodies.

My poisonous hill.

[vexx32]

I claim the hill by walking onto it with a gas mask and planting a flag. Mine.

[Designer225]

You deforms and was sent to a hospital. But no hospitals are to be found, so I built one on the hill.

[Agent30632]

I destroy the hospital and kill both of you. I claim the hill for Canada

Canada's hill.

[Sesni]

I once again put poision gas on the hill, and then realease a load of radiation. I then build impenetrable bunkers.

My heavily armored dangerous hill.

[Bigcheecho]

I build a hill next to the poisonous hill and claim it for Denmark.

Danish hill.

[Designer225]

Both of the hills collapse after a landslide, leaving a series of hills. Denmark and Canada are disputing this.

The hill disputed by Denmark and Canada.

[Kinglet]

I make a hill covered In defensive overpowered rainbow lasers.

[OdinYggd]

I press a magic moderation button and a mist of nanobots is dispensed, cleaning up the toxic and radioactive waste to restore the hill to its proper natural beauty, green and grassy with a few trees and lots of craters left over from battles gone by.

At the top of this hill a flag is raised- this hill is now mine.