King of the Hill

[Kinglet]

I snipe the mountaintop moderator and claim the restored hill.

[Designer225]

The minutemen sniped you and claimed the hill. US's hill.

[minerman30]

An Apache helicopter strafes the hill with Gatling guns and kills all the minutemen, then uses a guided missile to plant a flag.

My hill.

[vexx32]

I cast a net made from thick spider-web filaments at the helicopter, snagging the blades and bringing it down in a fiery explosion.

My hill.

[sjwt]

I kill you until you die!

My hill!

[vexx32]

I come back as a demon and send your soul to Hell forever. My hill.

[Sesni]

I use anti-demon beams on the hill, then claim it. My hill.

[Designer225]

Trouble is, hell is not real. (There are lot of places are hellish, but neither of them are hells.) Demons are also not real. So vexx32 doesn't exist because he's a mythological object.

Meanwhile, the minutemen and the redcoats converged onto the hill, and the Americans pushed the British redcoats back, in the process bayoneting you. Shortly after the US and GB made peace. US's hill.

[The Jedi Master]

Minutemen? Redcoats? That's cute. I've got a stealth bomber.

My hill.

[Designer225]

The rocket artillery units pull up and shoot your stealth bombers down (with the help of radar onboard rocket artillery).

The Taliban controlled the hill, but the US is barraging with several of its rocket artillery down the hill...

[Sesni]

i send in Delta Squad which plows through both sides and sets a defensive perimeter up on the top of the hill. Galactic Republic's Hill.

Note : All of delta squad can take up to light artillery rounds.

[vexx32]

Aw, what a shame. I send a cloud of chlorine triflouride to wash over the hill, burning every last man to the bone in mere seconds with hydrofluoric acid an fire. That done, I wait for the wind to disperse the lethal gas before claiming the hill. 'Tis mine.

[ProjectXMark1]

Owing to the hill's lack of defenses (all destroyed by the chlorine triflouride), I just snipe you and claim the hill as my own. It's MY hill now!

[Kinglet]

I make a upside down hill with laser turrets.

[MGUARN]

well i got some mirrors ,and tape as well as water to get everything wet ,and so your turrets destroy themselves ,and short circuit as a thrust water at them.

Now this grand hill is mine *plants flag*

[Sesni]

I walk up behind you and stab you in the neck, and build impenetrable defenses. My hill.

[OdinYggd]

Your walls mysteriously come crumbling down, as a passerby climbs on top of the rubble to plant a new flag.

I say, this hill is now Odin's land.

[Noname117]

At this point I cluster-bomb the hill (killing Odin and Sesni), para-drop onto it, then set up a trap where if anybody steps on the hill a nuclear bomb planted in the hill will detonate. I am also extremely careful to not activate the trap until I and all of my para-troops are off of the hill

My trapped hill!

[mrrpamplemousse]

Sent my hightly trained toaster repairmen to unset the trap.

My, hopefully, safe hill.

[Goodle...]

I bribe your men so that they plant a lava pit in the crater. You fall in. My hill.

[Sesni]

I drop laythe on the hill, and rebuild a new one on Laythe. Mine.

[Starwhip]

I just wait until you die and claim it.

"My Hill"

[toolofdarkness]

i press the magic reset button which puts every thing back in to its place but leaves you in otbitdue to the the size of laythe. also it leases a small live tree on the top of the hill

no ones hill

[ProjectXMark1]

Well, uhh...

My hill..?

[TerrificToby]

I disbatch Jebediah Kerman, piloting a C-130 crammed full off nukes, on a kamikaze run onto your hill. Simultaniously, i detonate 360 thermonuclear warheads buried at strategic points on fault lines, ending the world as many huge volcanoes suddenly errupt due to the massive holes blown by my nukes.

Finally, i travel to Eve and set up shop on the highest point there.

My Eveian Hill.